Sunday, July 10, 2005

Position of the week.....

The Political One - Fuck Terrorists. Kill 'em all.

The Sexual One - This one is not for the limberly-challenged, but is pretty easy to explain.

Blondage - I stretch out first!

Start with basic doggy-style.

Blondage - I flatten forearms on bed. I usually rest my face on the bed for this one. Girls, remember those old aerobics back kicks from this position? Pick a leg and do one.

The-Man-That-I-bang- grabs the leg that I kick back, places it above his shoulder (I go with my right leg, so it rests on The-Man-That-I-Bang's right shoulder.

Blondage advice to girls - if you are not limber enough to keep your leg straight, you can adjust this one by bending your knee, and rest the top of your foot flat on his shoulder

TMTIB - holds my leg steady, and goes for it. Great position for deep penetration. TMTIB usually spanks my ass hard from doggy or doggy variations.....LOVES it.

If you are feeling particularly adventurous, let your man grab the other leg and put it over his shoulder too (honestly though, I prefer the one-leg version).

Also worth noting, the head rush that this position creates totally intensifies the orgasm for the girl. Yum.

2 comments:

Blondage said...

Ohhhhhhhhh yum! That's a good one Tesco. I'll have to use that one for the position of the week soon.

On blowing up Iraqis....ok, as long as we can import all of the cool Iraqi bloggers first.

Blondage said...

OMG! LOL!

keeping the blog alive...

Blogger deleted my political blog (rest in peace, "Realitively Unbalanced"), because I wasn't logging in often enough. No way ...