These are a few of my faaavorite things...

....when my Dom bites....when the whip stings.....when I'm feeling bad (in a good way of course)....

Oh ok fine. I'll stop. *grin*

Favorite nightie I bought this year:

Favorite vibe:


Favorite tshirt, especially when wet:



(A few of) my favorite toys:


Favorite costume:


Favorite boy toy:

Merry Christmas, my pretty pretty flowers.

xoxoxoxoxo

A woodsy encounter...

I whimper as he slips a ballgag in to my mouth.

"You will not make a sound, or your ass will feel it for a month,", he whispers in my ear.

I nod.

He attaches a leash to the collar around my neck and leads me towards the forest.

I trip periodically as my shoes sink in to the mud.

Fuck-me-heels are definitely not meant for hiking.

We reach a clearing.

I see a small structure.

"Climb.", he whispers.

I grasp a metal ladder and carefully begin to make my way up. I feel his eyes on my ass from below, and begin to wiggle it, teasing him as I climb. I reach the top and swing my legs over the side and into the structure. He quickly climbs up the ladder and in behind me.

He spreads a blanket out on the floor.

"Kneel.", he whispers.

I kneel at his feet.

He removes the ballgag from my mouth, unzips his fly and sits down on the lone chair.

I grasp his cock in my gloved hands.

I lean forward and begin to lick from the balls all the way up to the head and back again.

I take the head of his cock inside my mouth and begin to quietly suck.

I hear his breathing begin to change, quicken.

"Wow. Is he already about to cum?", I think to myself.

I feel his hands on my face, stilling me.

"Get down.", he whispers.

I hit the deck.

BOOM!

The gun cracks.

I lift my head and peek over the edge of the deer stand.

"Eeeeeeeeeeeew!", I exclaim.

.....reposted for Sweetpea..... ;)

I think I might....

...get my belly button pierced.

Sure, I have to get over my maniacal fear of needles first.

'Tis but a tiny hiccup.

'twas...

....nuckin futs.

I am off to drink heavily and sleep for a while.

Thanks for all the great comments, emails and texts from the last week.

You guys kept me (somewhat, heh) sane.

xoxoxoxoxoxo

I've been to hell....

...and it is full of boats, guns and dead things mounted on the walls.

Today I spent three hours in a gigantic hunting/fishing store with the in-laws.

I swear, it was like herding cats.

I did lots of cursing in my mind. LOTS of it. I am crawling off to polish my damn halo.

I miss you, my pretty pretty flowers.....

Oh, and did I mention my in-laws don't like for me to drink around them? *whimper* Many, many stories soon. Three more days....

Fun and games with the In laws....

Whilst hub and I worked yesterday, the in laws were alone in the house.

They did my laundry.

The in laws have fondled my lingerie.

*cringe*

Father-in-law mentioned at dinner last night that he spent a lot of time on the computer yesterday.

Mother-in-law blushed and shot him a "look".

I interpreted that to mean they found our naughty picture folder.......so now, they have not only fondled my lingerie, but have probably seen me naked with Hub's cock in my mouth.

Neat.

Not quite as horrifying as my Mother stumbling across my audio orgasm post when my blog was at the old address.....but still.....quite the cringefest.

D-Day.

8 hours until the In-laws storm the beach.

I need a drink already. Not a good sign.

Parden me whilst I whine....

The In-Law Invasion is but two days away, and things have already gone to hell in a hand basket around here.

1. We're both really sick with the flu.

2. We haven't had sex in a WEEK.

3. Hub is working from 5:30am until 9 or 10pm every night, and has not been able to pitch in much with cleaning, painting, organizing, etc.

4. Hub has informed me that he will most likely have to work instead of taking his vacay time...which means I will have to entertain the In-laws primarily BY MYSELF. God help me.

5. I was rinsing dishes today and felt water on my foot. I opened the cabinet and WHOOSH! Water came pouring out. After I pulled everything out from that cabinet, I found a giant crack is the garbage disposal. FUN!

There's more, I just don't have the oomph to type it.

Shoot me please.

No, wait.....fuck me first, THEN shoot me.

Well Spank my ass and call me a bad bad girl....

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