Wednesday, August 30, 2006

A thank you Half Nekkid Thursday!

Last summer, I was fortunate enough to have one of my favorite flowers, Roy, fly through my city and stop over night.

We had a hell of a good time together. You can read his version of our little adventure (margaritas, sex toy shop, jazz club, more liquor, another bar, strip club, etc....LOL), and see a few pics of him, here.

Roy is just.....well, he is just plain adorable....and he really is the best sport. He took every crazy thing I threw at him and just laughed and tried to keep up with me. He described me as a tornado. Uhm.....yep. I am. LOL.

He totally surprised me by sending me the cutest birthday present, all the way from England.



How cute is THAT? It is a little massager that looks like a bug! LOL!

Roy has this fetish.....since I am not brave enough to show myself hogtied on the blog.....I hogtied my little love bug. I think he looks sexy, for a mostly inanimate, but sometimes vibrating object.

And yes, he is a he.


He was a naughty naughty bug, so I had to flog him too.


He took it like a man (yes, I have been drinking. LOL) so I gave us both a little treat... You'll see more of that body stocking in a few days. *wink*


Damn. I need another manicure. hehehehehee.

And now a treat for Roy.... A bit more than I normally show... ;)


Thank you Sweetiepie. Muah!

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Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Where is my mind...in the water....see it swimming...

This and that.....

Had a hysterical email conversation with my r/l best friend Cougar and SJR this morning about nicknames. I think SJR is going to turn it in to a blog post. Be on the look out for that. I am still LMAO about it.

This chick totally rules.

I'm working on a special HNT for Roy this week. *grin*

Muscles sent me an email that said, and I quote, "i cant weight". Oi.

Rob Zombie fans are scary.

I'm horny as hell.

...and lastly, my Tuesday Theme Song....."Where is my mind" by Pixies...

Friday, August 25, 2006

A very tired eye.....

The Cat's away, The Mouse played..... ;)

Woo hoo!

Patron Pajama Party at SJR's .

* Flavored lip gloss requested.

* Body shots required.

* Clothing optional.

Fuck you Friday #2!

It's been a while since I have written about The Wee General, my trainer/next door neighbor/occasional make out partner......

A couple weeks ago, she called me over to drink with her. She'd had a rough day and hates to drink alone. Mmmmmm....... Lucky me.

We sit on the floor, and she challenges me to a game of quarters.

Not the smartest move on my part -- I have ALWAYS sucked ass at quarters.

I kept losing, but she drank shots with me anyways. The girl was "in a mood".

VERY Lucky me.

TWG: I like your lip gloss.

eB: Me too. It tastes like Dreamsicles.





TWG: *reaches across the floor and slowwwwwwly runs her index finger across my lower lip*

eB: *sits in stunned silence, watching TWG suck on her index finger and moan*

TWG: Mmmmmm.....tastes good.

eB: *blink*

We do another round of quarters, which, of course, I lose.

eB: I can't feel my fingers or toes.

TWG: Nooooo?

eB: *laughs* Nope! DRUNK!

TWG: *takes a flying leap, and POUNCES*

I am knocked to the floor. She pins me. The girl is STRONG. She leans forward and licks my lower lip, making all these cute little "mmmmm mmmmmm yummy" noises. I am laying there, stunned and at her mercy.....and the wench begins TICKLING me whilst sucking hard on my lower lip.

OMG.

I begin howling, laughing uncontrollably.....and about 30 seconds later, we hear her two year old crying.

She leaps up giggling, tells me to "stay", and goes to comfort him.

I am laying there, staring at the ceiling, feeling as if I have been shot with a stun gun.

I hear footsteps and assume it is her.

WRONG.

I look up and see her husband standing over me, hands on his hips, shaking his head at me and laughing.

eB: *squeaks out a hello*

TWG's Husband: Hiya Evie! Been making out with my wife again?

eB: ...............

After I picked my jaw off the floor, I pretty much RAN home despite being completely merde-faced. He tried to talk me in to staying, which I found rather interesting.....but I am not in to him. Just HER.

So FUCK YOU TWG's Husband, for derailing........whatever was about to happen.

*growl*

I wanted more.

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Thursday, August 24, 2006

Uhm.......Wow.

My darling Brits.....what are you guys putting in your water over there? May I please have half-a-dose?

40-orgasms-a-day helps trap benefit fraudster

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

A very early Half Nekkid Thursday...


Going up uber early this week. You know we live in Texas....right? Well, our air conditioner broke last night, and it is supposed to be around 100 degrees today. FUN! And, get this, we built this house only three years ago, and this is the second time it has broken!

I may be in a hotel tonight, so just in case.....I'm up!

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Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Eye see you lurking Flowers.....

...hiding over there behind The Liberator in the corner......

I promise I won't bite.....unless you ask me to....

Friday, August 18, 2006

Fuck you Friday!

The simply divine MG, whom I happen to have a mad crush on, started "Fuck you Friday" along with the adorable Tequila Girl. I wanna play!!!!!!

Satisfying my oral fixation a bit....

Fuck you Tiger Direct, for your horrible customer service that drove my dear friend LL bat-shit crazy all week.


Ahhhhhh..... I feel much better now.


*purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*


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Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

"The Observer" - A Twisted Tuesday post by Irish Diablo

Welcome to the first post to honor "Twisted Tuesday", an idea where for one post, you swap blogs with another blogger. The idea is to give each other a "taste from the other side." When participating, you pretty much have carte blanche, but it is strongly suggested that you keep with the context or "vibe" of the blog you are guest-posting on. That's it. It's simple, it's easy and it's fun.

Well, here it is. The first Twisted Tuesday post.






"The Observer"

The expression "quiet as a church mouse" comes to mind. The way he sat there, watching, wanting...

It was a typical day at the office for her. Paperwork stacked in bunches on her desk, some unmethodically scattered about in disarray. Cute and colorful fish swam playfully on her computer screen, animated well to the point of seeming surreal. A standard yellow, number two pencil was strategically placed next to the decorative chopsticks that held the bun in her hair. Her fingers danced on the keys of an adding machine like a pack of frantic mothers looking for lost children. The intensity in her eyes. The passion and command she exuded in her work was like a waft of pheromones to the instinctive desire that is male. Her intricate splendor like a spider weaving an elaborate web, all to snare its desired prey. Oh yes, she was at her best in work. Focused, tempered, determined. Master of her own domain.

Those are the things that fed his intoxication as he sat there, studying her with a cat's curiosity and a wolf's hunger. A sense of power burned within his veins as he watched like a predator stalking from a veil of brush. Shall he take her now or continue to let the adrenaline nurture his desire? Show restraint from his hunger, or force her down and ravage her tantalizing flesh? Wait ... Wait until the depravity of thought becomes unbearable. There is always the right time to strike and with patience, it will surly come. After all, good things come to those who wait. A quaint, evil smile graced his plush lips with pride in his choice to stalk a bit more before ending the hunt.

After a final key stroke and a sigh of relief, her intense mathematical task came to completion. Leaning back, she slowly removed the pencil and Asian hair sticks from her loosely spun hairdo. Her golden locks fell to her shoulders in a gentle bounce, glowing angelically from the incandescent light above her. As she reached her hand back and delicately brushed the hair away from her cheek, a meandering breeze carried the sweet scent of her perfume straight to the obscurely awaiting figure. The top of her ample breasts peeked above the low neckline of her shirt. Her jutting cleavage glistened with a splendid sheen of light sweat, prompting him to lick his craving lips. Taking one of her hair sticks, she methodically traced the base of her neck with the tip. The soothing draw brought tingling sensations of momentary joy to her tattered patience. She leaned her head back and closed her eyes, sorting her scattered thoughts into the darkness of her mind.

Her serene world shattered in an instant as a strong hand clamped over her mouth like a vice. With nothing immediately in sight, panic flooded her soul like raging rapids. Who? ... Why? A sinister voice of granite snapped the silence in a cold, chilling tone. "Make a noise bitch and I will kill you." Stricken with fear, her eyes defensively snapped shut as she swallowed hard at her urge to scream. The rigid force around her mouth slowly released, revealing her trembling lips of crimson gloss. Before she could will the lids of her eyes to rise, she was blinded by a cloth of chilled silk. She froze in venerate fright as the last speck of light was taken from her by the jolting force of the blindfold being secured. A nimiety of screams swelled deep within the bowels of her throat, only restrained by her diaphanous will.

A heated breath danced behind her ear as a tuft of her soft hair was forcibly seized. The same blood-curdling voice spoke in dissonance once more. "I've been watching you. I know you want this as much as I do ... perhaps even more." The thought alone branded her mind with distant confusion. Fear began to dissipate with familiarity as each panting breath filled her nose with an alluring mix of fine cologne and a sweet, odoriferous sweat. Her body inched toward ease in a perplexing manner. Still confused, yet growing in confidence, she began to accept her blackened prison and to relinquish herself to the powers that be. She softly smiled in acquaintance and relaxed her thawing muscles.

He summoned her to stand by a regnant tug on the bridal of hair he so compellingly held. She gracefully rose at his beckon as if lifted by an invisible force. In an instant, his other hand pawed at her shirt, violently ripping it open. The sound of the popping buttons bouncing from various objects was all but smothered by the deep seeded gasp that escaped her parched lips. The torn shirt was stripped from her body and the cool air chilled her heated skin. His lips assaulted her neck in a ferocious, feral lashing. Again her lips forcibly parted from a bellowing gasp. She surrendered the meaty flesh beneath her ear as his hand grabbed at her swelling breasts.

As the sound of her chair being kicked away raised her brow beneath the silken cloth, her head was forced down upon the desk, precariously bending her over. Ecstasy ran rampantly through her mind, body and soul as she was thrust into submission. His hand slid gently around her waist and unbuckled her pants. He then slid his hand back around and reached down inside the back of her pants. His fingertip seemingly traced the tight crevice of her ass as he took hold of the banded waist and vehemently pulled them down to her knees. Her plump ass hatched from her tight slacks revealing a black laced thong. His desire turned primal as her alluring scent graced the very air he breathed.

Her drumming heart kicked into overdrive as he pulled her thong aside and deeply penetrated her cum saturated lips with his hard, throbbing cock. He stroked his rigid flesh in and out of her wet pussy with a methodic precision. Slow and sensuous. He pulled the tuft of her hair with one hand and the strap of her thong with the other. Guiding her to rock back and forth in rhythm with his movement. The power of control became overwhelming and his slow strokes hastened. His desire was far beyond making love. His mind and body conspired to drive him to an animalistic ritual of beast-fucking. His hips relentlessly pounded her tender ass. His balls clapped in unison with her throbbing clit. She felt each pulsing vein in his cock pass through her supple, pink walls of flesh. Her legs pleaded to buckle from the intense barrage of pleasure. He fucked her hard, he fucked her fast and he fucked her thoroughly.

Together, they exploded in primordial passion. He filled her beaten pussy with his steaming hot release and she glazed his pulsating meat with her own sweet nectar. Panting heavily, he leaned just over her and laid kisses down her naked back. Her spine danced with chills at the gentle touch of his lips. She flexed her muscles to milk his swollen cock as his remained deep inside of her. He finally regained control of his hands and he released her hair and panties. Unable to speak, they both seized gasping breaths, finding a path to sobriety. As time passes, their hearts slow to normal, their breathing regulates and their senses return.

With a pleasing smile, she lifts the blindfold from her eyes and whispers "I love you too honey."

~posted by Irish Diablo~

Sunday, August 13, 2006

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

It is just way too frikking hot to have hair down to one's waist. I am tempted to whack it!



On a happier note......

Two days off in a row.

ON A WEEKEND.

Miraculous!!!

*happy sigh*

I'm all caught up on sleep....we saw a movie.....went out to breakfast.....and bought a spiffy new matresse (a tempur-pedic! Yeeehaw!) that arrives Wednesday night.

I. Am. Psyched.

I am having an issue though. I am limping. Yes, limping. I wonder if you can guess why?

Heh.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

They did a bad bad thing....

I kneel on the bed, ass high in the air, face jammed in to a pillow.

I feel your eyes upon me.

I shiver, waiting for your touch.

I must look submissive....powerless.....expectant....

Talk to me. Tell me what you are going to do to me. Make me wait for it. Make me beg for it.

Take my pussy, baby. Take it hard.

Monday, August 07, 2006

Wow.

I am sitting here pondering getting a tattoo or a naughty piercing.

This is odd, because I am totally needle phobic.

Hmmmmm..........

Sunday, August 06, 2006

Strange vibes...

It's been a loooooong time since I have been at a concert that gave me the creeps.

Actually, I am not sure I have ever been at a show that creeped me out this much, and Flowers, I have seen Marilyn Manson cut himself on stage.

It wasn't the music, though Korn isn't exactly "my thing".

There was just this overpowering, overwhelming sense of violence in the air.

I thought maybe it was just me being a ninny, but hub picked up on it too.

It was........disturbing.

Freaky.

Especially in light of the death in the mosh pit at one of their shows last week.

*shudder*

Wow.

Saturday, August 05, 2006

Peter Murphy and Trent Reznor

Ohhhhhhhhh fuck yes! Covering The Normal's "Warm Leatherette....

Quick....let's make love....before you die....



And doing Peter Murphy's "Strange Kind of Love"..... *mental orgasm*

There is no middle ground....or that's how it seems....for us to walk or to take...Instead we tumble down....either side left or right....to love or to hate...



OMG. I swear, I am so close to cumming right now. *pant*

Friday, August 04, 2006

Gratuitous Boobage and a sex-gone-wrong story...



Last night....

*giggling*

Oh man.

So.

B Slider was asleep on the couch, and I basically demanded he wake up and service his wife. I believe I even used those exact words. "Come upstairs and service your wife.". I may have even thrown in a "damnit" at the end. Heh.

So he comes upstairs and we go at it....and it was fan-fucking-tastic. Seriously. One for the record books. Sooooooo exciting and sooooooooo much fun.

One thing we have discovered the last couple weeks about me -- after I cum, if BDS presses down on my pelvic bone with his hand, I cum again instantly. It's kind of odd! Who'd have thought after eight years together we'd still be discovering things about each other's bodies?

Anyways.

So he flops off of me, and we cuddle. He was on his back and I was curled around him with my face up by his ear. My arm started falling asleep, so I turned on my other side and pulled him in to a spooning position.

I think we both dozed off for a while.

I started feeling amorous again, and started softly grinding my ass in to his pelvis.

He perked up pretty fast. *grin*

So, we go for round two.

OMG.

Talk about night and day.

LMAO!!!

This is pretty much word for word:

"My hip hurts."

"Ouch."

"This position hurts my back."

"Ouch, my knees."

*whine* "But I suck at being on top."

"No you don't. OUCH! My balls!"

"Would you talk dirty to me? I think I'm chafing."

Oh my GAWD!!! When did we get so OLD!!!! We started laughing so hard that we finally just gave the fuck UP!

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Happy Half Nekkid Thursday!

Mmmmm.....feeding my oral fixation a bit with a hot pink tootsie roll pop....









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While my guitar gently weeps....

I posted a link to this some time last fall, and stumbled across the embed video of it today.

If you are in to great musicianship, this will blow your frikkin mind. Who knew a ukulele could be cool?

keeping the blog alive...

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