Wednesday, November 30, 2005

The Prowl, the conclusion...

If you missed parts I, II or III, please scroll down my lovely flowers...



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My heart races.

"Are you afraid?", the stranger asks me.

"Yes. Yes I am.".

"Good.", he says, loud enough for others to hear.

He leans forward and nuzzles my neck.

I am taken by surprise when he whispers in my ear, "Just let go. You're safe with me.".

I wrap my body tightly around him and sigh, realizing that I chose the right man out of all of those who surround me.

I feel my man stand up. I look up in to his eyes. He is smiling that devilish smile of his.

I take a deep breath.

"Time to get in to character.", the stranger whispers in my ear.

I fight a smile.

I am no longer scared of what is to come, but I try to look as if I am terrified.

I see my man turn his head to avoid laughing. Apparently he can tell I am totally faking it.

Can't hide a damn thing from that man.

He reaches around me and spanks my ass. Hard. Repeatedly.

I squeak, immediately more focused.

I reluctantly unwrap myself from the extraordinary body of the stranger and slide down to the floor.

I lower myself to my hands and knees.

I begin to crawl to the ropes, slinking and rocking my hips, head lowered to hide a smile.

I feel the room watching me. My body is on fire. I want to run to the ropes ripping my clothes off as I scamper...but I keep myself in check and slink. Slowly.

I reach the elevated platform and crawl up the stairs. I reach the center, sit back on my heels, keeping my head bowed.

The Rope Master approaches me.

"Do as he says.".

"Yes Sir.".

The Rope Master slowly circles me. I remain still.

He reaches for my chin and raises my eyes to meet his.

"Give me your hands little one.".

I think to myself, he looks very nice, but I suspect he is actually quite evil.

I fight another smile, and reach for his hands.

He slides my hands through the softest leather cuffs I have ever felt. I am then told to sit on the floor. He gently takes my feet one at a time, and slides them through cuffs identical to those that have captured my wrists. My ankles are tightly encircled. I love the feeling. I sigh and close my eyes, reveling in the feel of the leather against my skin. When I open my eyes, he is arching an eyebrow at me, looking rather amused. I quickly begin studying the floor and humming. He laughs out loud.

He swiftly removes my corset and helps me step out of my skirt. He leaves my panties, thigh highs and heels on me. I start to lower my gaze, but change my mind. I boldly raise my chin, and sweep my eyes across the room, looking at each man who is staring at my body. I am encouraged by the appreciative smiles and hungry gazes.

I think to myself, yes, I can do this.

The Rope Master tells me to remain standing and relax my shoulders. My body throbs as I see him walk towards me, beautiful red rope in hand. He begins to wind the rope around my body, knotting it in an intricate web. I feel like he is worshipping my body as he continues to coil the rope around me. I am fascinated by the pattern he creates. He works his way around, up and down my body, occasionally looping the ropes through loops and hooks attached to the structure I am standing on. By the time he completes his task, I am so close to cumming that I freeze, hold my breath, desperately trying to regain control.

This incredibly talented man whispers in my ear, "Are you ready?".

I nod.

Suddenly I am off my feet, suspended in the air. I feel as if I am reclined and swinging in a hammock.

Well, reclined and swinging, nearly naked, with my legs tied wide open in a hammock....

I am surprised by how good it feels, how comfortable I am despite being in this vulnerable position.

I begin testing my ropes and cuffs, trying to judge how much control I will have. I discover my movement will be quite limited to tugging against my restraints and arching my back. I am verrrrrry happy.

I begin to relax after successfully fighting off a non-sanctioned orgasm...until I see my chosen stranger walk towards me with a pair of scissors in his hands.

My eyes widen.

Fear chases the good feelings away again.

He slides the lower blade of the scissors gently under the upper leg of each side of my panties and cuts them off.

I think to myself, uhmmm...no, I don't think I can do this after all.

My wonderful man senses my panic and steps in to my line of site. I stare in to his eyes. He walks to me, leans down and kisses my lips. I am hesitant at first, still distracted by my exposed position. He continues to tantalize me with his lips and his tongue. I feel my self relaxing. I begin to kiss him back. After a few moments I am biting and nipping at his lips. I want more, and he knows it. I feel him smile against my lips.

"Cum as often as you want.", he says as he smiles at me.

I moan and think to myself, why couldn't you have said that to me ten minutes ago...but of course I say nothing, and simply bat my eyelashes and smile.

He laughs.

His fingers brush my face, sweep down my sensitive neck, and begin to flick and tease my nipples. I see him motion to my stranger to walk to us. I look up into his startlingly blue eyes as he walks towards me and smile at him.

The stranger approaches my left side. He touches the cuff on my left wrist, and begins trailing his fingers down the intricate web of rope, never once touch my skin. I am dying to feel his fingers upon me. I try to squirm to force his fingers off their path, but my man holds me still.

I watch his fingers move down the rope on my breasts, lingering upon the knots before traveling lower to my waist.

"Breathe.", my man reminds me.

I think to myself, oh. Yeah. Breathe. Ok. Right.

He arches a brow at my facial expression, which I then quickly make blank.

He is so good at busting me.

I sigh and return my eyes to the strangers hands.

He has reached my tummy and moved down my abdomen. His fingers continue to move down the outside of my thighs, down my calves, around my ankle, and to the inside of my calf.

He pauses.

I whimper.

He chuckles.

I close my eyes.

His fingers continue up the rope and pause once more at the top of my inner thigh.

I open my eyes in time watch him kneel between my thighs. I feel his breath on my clit.

"Please.", I beg.

My man takes my right nipple in to his mouth. I begin moaning, loudly, as he begins to pull at me with his teeth. His hand cups my left breast, and then he pinches my left nipple.

I still feel the stranger's breath between my thighs.

Just when I think he is never going to touch me...he does.

With his tongue.

My orgasm is instant and intense as he begins darting it in and out of my soaking wet pussy.

I throw my head back and scream.

He licks my sensitive clit.

I scream again.

My man stands up, removes his clothes and presses his hard cock to my lips.

Normally I take my time. Normally I love to tease.

Not this time.

From the second his cock slides in to my mouth, I suck him hard, at full force. I flatten my tongue against his cock. He thrusts his hips and I take him deep inside my throat. When he pulls out almost all the way out, my tongue quickly licks the head of his cock, flicking it, circling it, lapping at it.

I am quite pleased with myself when I hear him groan. A small victory, but a sweet one.

I begin to find it difficult to concentrate as my stranger begins pressing several fingers inside my pussy as he continues to lick my clit.

My man notices I am distracted and reaches down and gives my collar a tug.

I yelp and begin to suck his cock harder.

He motions to the stranger.

I whimper as I feel fingers leave my body.

He stands, removes his clothes, and walks up my body.

"Suck his cock.".

I happily comply.

I suck him deep inside my mouth, loving the taste of him.

He pulls out of my mouth and slaps my cheek with his dick.

I frantically try to get his cock back inside my mouth, needing more, wanting more.

Suddenly my man is between my thighs. He rubs his cock on my clit. I am close....so close to cumming again. Suddenly he thrusts deep inside my pussy. I try to scream, but the cock inside my mouth silences me. I cum hard as both cocks slide in and out of me, deeper and deeper.

The cock disappears from my mouth.

I feel my upper torso being lifted so that I am in more of a sitting position. I am being maneuvered like a puppet on a string.

My man's wonderful cock is still thrusting inside me, his hands now gripping my ass, creating a swinging effect. I feel his body tense. I know he is close to cumming.

Suddenly he stops.

Damn.

I feel the stranger walk up behind me.

"I want her ass.", he says.

I feel his hands running down my back. He slaps my ass hard. I yelp.

My man reaches around me and pulls my ass cheeks open.

The stranger begins to cover me with lube. I feel his fingers begin to press inside me, probing me, stretching me.

"Relax.", my man commands. He lowers his head and begins licking and sucking my nipples.

My mind begins to drift. I lose track of who is where. I feel fingers rubbing my clit, the sensuous strain of the rope against my skin, a mouth on my neck, another mouth on my chest and a finger inside my ass.

The fingers on my clit are suddenly replaced by the head of a very hard cock.
I moan as I am entered once again.

My ass is being slapped with a cock.

I feel a strong, muscular chest press against my back.

The thrusting inside my pussy slows. I feel the other cock slowly begin to press inside my ass.

"Go slow. She's small.", my man demands of the stranger.

I hear a strange noise. I think it is a moan? Almost a scream? It takes me a moment to realize the odd sound is coming from me.

I feel fingers rubbing my clit. I feel hands reach around and grasp my breasts. Someone is biting my neck.

The cock in my ass presses deeper. I feel the head pop all the way inside. I scream in to my man's body. Both men slow and stand still.

I feel the cock inside my ass being slowly withdrawn until just the head was inside, then slowly pressed forward. The motion is repeated until I feel balls against my ass.

My body is flooded with an intense mixture of pleasure and pain and relief that I am able to take it all inside me.

I feel both men begin to surge forward. Another scream is forced from my body as I feel the thickness of both cocks finally filling me completely.

My mind completely lets go. I can no longer think, only feel.

The three of us find a rhythm. Brutal, animalistic. My body has relaxed, and both men are thrusting deeper inside me, building up speed. My body is shaking. Momentum is building.

My approaching orgasm snaps me out of my daze. I feel the blood rush out of my head as the first wave begins to wash over me.

I feel teeth on my neck.

Hands running all over my body.

I keep cumming and cumming. The vibrating and pulsing of my body begins to
make the cocks inside me throb.

I hear the stranger cry out as he begins pulsating and shooting his hot cum deep inside my ass.

I writhe and moan as I feel my man begin to throb and cum deep inside my pussy. I begin to scream again as I feel another orgasm take me by surprise.

....and the world fades to black.

I feel someone kissing my forehead and my cheeks. I think I know him. He is saying my name. Yes, that is definitely my name. He wants me to open my eyes, but I don't think I can. I am vaguely aware of being lowered to the ground. I feel my arms and legs being gently rubbed. It feels nice. I black out again.

I wake up wrapped in a blanket, cradled in my man's lap.

"Are you with me Baby?", he asks in a worried tone.

I purr.

He laughs.

"I will take that as an affirmative.".

I smile and sigh happily.

I realize we are alone.

"Where is he?".

"Released back to the wild.".

"Mmmmmmmmm...".

I look down at the rope marks one my arms and legs.

"Those are going to be fun to explain.", I say giggling.

He presses my head to his shoulder.

"You need to rest.".

"Oh?".

"Yes.".

"Why?".

"Tonight was about fulfilling your biggest fantasy. Tomorrow we're going to fulfill mine.".

I shiver, wondering what he has up his sleeve for me next...

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Whilst I was working on my story tonight....

....I discovered tonight that this is a great song to write to.

*wicked grin*

"Big Man With A Gun" by Nine Inch Nails

I am a big man
(yes I am)
and I've got a big gun
got me a big old dick and I
I like to have fun
held against your forehead
Well I'll make you suck it
maybe I'll put a hole in your head
you know, just for the fuck of it
I can reduce you if I want
I can devour
I'm hard as fucking steel, I've got the power
I'm every inch a man, and I'll show you somehow
me and my fucking gun
nothing can stop me now
shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot
I'm going to cum all over you
shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot
I'm going to cum all over you
shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot
I'm going to cum all over you
shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot
I'm going to cum all over you
me and my fucking gun
me and my fucking gun
me and my fucking gun
me and my fucking gun
....and Blondage purred...and quivered...and wrote faster....and faster...and faster...

The Best. Search. Engine. Hit. EVER.

Oh good god.

Someone went to
www.ask.com and did a search on AFTER WIFE SPANKS ME WITH LEATHER SWITCH FOR TELLING HER A LIE, SHE TAKES ME TO BATHROOM AND SHAVES ME FROM WAIST TO MY ANKLES, SHE THEN SHAVES ME WEEKLY FOR 3 MONTHS.

The caps are their's by the way...

My site comes up as the eighth match!!!!!!!

That may have to take the place of "Two men fucking a watermelon" as my all time favorite search hit.

Monday, November 28, 2005

I like this "Sexy Name Decoder" thingy...


Beguiling Lover Offering Naughty Delights and Arousing, Glorious Embraces


*giggling*

Too funny.

Shamelessly pilfered from the Evil Firehouse.

Position of the week...

A couple people pointed out to me that I haven't done a "Position of the Week" post in ages. Doh! So here we go!

I am going with sexual instead of political (don't I always? *grin*).

We sorta discovered this one by accident a week or two ago.

We started out spooning on our left sides. Other Half slid his top leg, his right one, in between mine. Then he sorta slid me so that we formed a right angle and moved me on to my back (he was still on his side). We stayed in that position for a while, and then he grabbed my right ankle and moved it up by his head. I sorta curled my left leg behind his ass for leverage (knee bent, ankle resting on the small of his back). He had his head resting on my ankle which was pretty cool. This is definitely a good one for you foot fetish/foot worshipers. Easy access for toe lickage. *grin* Other Half also had easy access to rubbing my clit, which always makes me happy.

It sounds weird, but I liked it.

A few days later I was like.....sooooo........wanna try that one again?

He sighed and told me it was a lot of work and he was tired.

LOL!

So Flowers, this is not a position for the sleepy. I'd say this is a good one for the drunk and randy.

Have fun!

*grin*

Friday, November 25, 2005

The Prowl, Part III

For Parts I and II, please scroll down my lovely Flowers....

He quickly closes the space between us.

He lightly touches my face.

I smile.

"Are you ready Baby?".

"Yes Sir.".

He kisses me gently on the lips, reaches around me, and swats me on the ass.

I yelp and giggle.

"Let's go.".

He takes my hand, and leads me in to my chosen room.

I try to keep my expression neutral, almost bored. I do not want the others in the room to realize I am nervous and a little frightened. There is a power in that knowledge that I am not yet ready to surrender.

He leads me to a large chair, and tells me to sit.

I watch him walk to bar in the corner and refill our wine.

I love watching him move.

He walks back to where I am perched, fighting a smile as he sees my hungry gaze.

"I know. I'm sexy.".

I am unable to stifle a giggle.

Several men begin to eye me with interest.

I blush.

He slides on to the chair behind me.

I scoot backwards until I am flush against his chest.

He hands me my wine, and I try to sip it, and choke.

I begin coughing, and once again, I feel eyes upon me.

"Baby, you have got to calm down.".

I whimper.

He reaches between my legs and lifts up my skirt.

His fingers move aside my panties, and before I fully realize his intent, he pushes two fingers inside me.

I gasp.

"You're going to cum for me.".

"In front of all these...".

"You're about to do a lot of things in front of all these...".

I quiver.

"Close your eyes".

I happily comply, successfully blocking out the others in the room from my mind. He begins to move his incredible fingers in and out, while rubbing my clit with his thumbs. I begin to thrust my hips against his hands, moving faster and faster. I can feel an orgasm begin to build. He adds a third finger. I moan loudly.

"Cum on my fingers. Now!".

My legs begin to shake. I begin to cum. I scream his name.

I lean back against him, panting and gasping and grateful.

"Open your eyes.".

I gasp.

A crowd has silently gathered around us.

I blush and lower my eyes.

I hear several chuckles before I sense the gathering move back once again to the main attraction.

I shyly turn my head towards his and he kisses me.

"Better?".

"Yes.".

He growls.

"I mean, yes Sir.".

He raises his fingers to my lips. I greedily lick and suck his fingers clean.

"Good girl.".

I smile.

"You've baited the hook. Are you ready to reel one in?".

"Sir???".

"You're beautiful when you cum. They all want you now.".

"Oh.".

I blink.

I begin looking around the room, feeling slightly emboldened.

I stare at each man until a pair of eyes meets mine, and then I move on.

My eyes linger upon the back of a tall, broad shouldered man with a shaved head.

Something about him captures my interest.

I want to see his face. I NEED to see his face.

I see his shoulders still as if he senses my stare.

He slowly turns and locks eyes with me.

I am startled by how blue this stranger's eyes are, how intense his gaze is.

I am instantly aroused.

"That one.", I whisper, my eyes still locked with his.

I feel my man's arms reach around my waist, his lips kissing the back of my neck.

"Are you sure? There will be no turning back.".

"I understand.".

The stranger nods in the direction of my man.

I feel him nod back.

Electricity shoots through my body as he begins to approach us with a rather
predatory look in his eye.

He looks me up and down. I can feel myself blushing.

He looks at my man.

"May I?"

"Yes.".

I blink, realizing that his "yes" meant...

The stranger crouches down, becoming eye level with me.

His startling eyes never leave mine as he lightly touches my ankles.

He slowly trails his fingers up my legs.

I feel my man's hands reach around and open my shirt.

I remain frozen as the stranger touches my calves, my thighs, my hips...

He leans forward and kisses me.

His tongue begins to dance with mine, and I become frantic for more.

I feel his hands move to the top of my corset.

He runs his fingers along the exposed skin, up to my leather collar, and tugs.

"Mmmmmmm.", I purr.

He lowers his lips to the right side of my neck and bites.

"Yes.", I gasp.

I feel my man begin to nuzzle the left side of my neck.

Two sets of hands begin running up and down my body.

I wrap my legs around the waist of the kneeling stranger.

He grabs my ass and lifts me off the chair.

I wrap my arms tightly around his neck and bite his lower lip.

I feel my man move forward. He presses his pelvis against my ass and grinds.

I moan.

"Look to your right.", he whispers in my ear.

I turn and gaze at the other female in the room.

She is slowly being lowered, the red rope untied and the cuffs unhooked.

I watch her go limp as the two men she has just fucked begin to rub the rope marks on her arms and legs.

"You realize what that means...".

I freeze, instantly knowing what he is about to say.

"Your turn.".

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

I think Part III of The Prowl should feature the narrator...
choosing room number one, and playing with the submissive girl...
choosing room number two, and going hunting in the orgy pile...
choosing room number three, and being suspended, tied up and molested...
who cares, just quit slacking and WRITE damnit!

Monday, November 21, 2005

Have you ever...

...gone to a giant staff party...

...where you are one of five full time people present in a room of several hundred part time people that the party is honoring....

...so you help bartend because one of your best friends on the staff is helping out already and you want to play with her 'cause she's cool...

...and apparently you proceed to drink more margaritas than you serve...

...which results in you becoming rather blitzed...

...and the crowd includes five of your part time employees who can't stop telling you what a cute drunk you are...

...and then you tell your other favorite girlfriend how fascinated you are with a security supervisor's muscles...

...and she calls him over, has him flex for you, and you nearly pass out...

...and you proceed to tell them both about your naughty blog and how to find it via a google search (Greetings R and J, R - I may never be able to look you and K in the eye again...)...

...and the party ends, and you tell some guy's wife, whom you have never met before, that J (aka, Muscles), flexed and you nearly passed out...

...then you stagger out to the parking lot where R harasses you without mercy about the multiple-mentioned-muscle-fascination...

...and she calls Muscles over and tells him to walk you to your car...

...and you talk to Muscles for a long time about the naughty blog, his "real job" adventures (oh my...he should write a naughty blog too...), probably mention his muscles a time or two because you have lost some sort of filter that prevents you from saying whatever pops in to your wittle blonde head, and thankfully sober up a bit because it is COLD...

...so you drive home, call a poisonous Flower on the way home because he lives two hours behind you, probably mention alcohol and muscles a LOT...

(Henbane darlin', the details of the conversation are just between us, ok? Well, actually they aren't, because I can't really remember them, but you know what I mean...)

...so you get home, CHECK THE BLOG FOR NEW COMMENTS BECAUSE YOU ARE AN OBSESSED FREAK and send a couple drunken emails...

...crawl in to bed and wake up your husband a mere two and a half hours before his alarm goes off for work...

...so when he gets out of bed, he makes noise and turns a light on for revenge...

...and you wake up, moan, and suddenly realize you feel woozy and dehydrated...

...so you crawl in to the bathroom to splash water in your face...

...you happen to catch your reflection in the mirror...

...and shriek WTF is that in my HAIR??!?!?!?

...then you crawl down the stairs for gatorade and aspirin...

...and the computer calls to you, because you are insane...

AND YOU FRIKKIN WRITE THIS BLOG POST!

*groooaaaan*

Not sure I can finish Part III of the new naughty story today, darling Flowers. I may be in bed with a cold compress over my eyes most of the day. Thank god I'm on vacation. Ugh.

...bad pain...baaaaaad pain......

*whimper*

Friday, November 18, 2005

The Prowl, Part II

For Part I, please scroll down to the post before last, my lovely Flowers.....

He reaches for the door.

I grasp his hand, turn to face him, and place his hand on my heart.

He feels my heart pounding and smiles down at me.

"Nervous?".

I consider denying it, but then smile slightly and nod.

He kisses me gently on the lips.

"Stop stalling.".

I blush, grin and move his hand back to the door.

We walk inside a long, dimly lit hallway.

My heart continues to race.

He reaches around me, rests his hand low on my right hip, and guides me forward.

We reach the end of the hallway and enter a large, gothically decorated room.

Soft lighting, dark velvet furniture....like something out of a Dracula movie.

I begin to purr.

He laughs. "You like?".

"I like.".

Then I notice something odd.

We're alone...?

I look at him, a question in my eyes.

"Be patient.".

I sigh. I am not exactly known for being patient...but I answer, "Yes Sir.".

He walks towards a small bar area, and pours us each a glass of wine.

I try not to gulp.

He smiles at me.

He tops off our glasses, reaches for my hand, and pulls me towards another doorway.

I notice the walls of the hallway ahead appear to be windows.

I am so excited that I begin to shake.

He sets our glasses down, turns to me, presses his body against mine until my back against the wall, pushes one of his legs between my thighs and grinds against me.

"This is what you want.".

"Yes.", I gasp.

He grabs my hips and raises me up.

I wrap my legs tightly around his waist.

"You're sure?".

"Yes!".

I reach for his face and pull his lips to mine, kissing him hungrily.

I grind against him. I wish he would take me now, here.....but he has other plans.

Slowly, he unwraps my legs from his waist and lowers me to the ground.

I sway and lean in to him, refusing to allow his lips to leave mine.

Finally he takes a step back.

"Stop it or you will not see what is down this hallway.".

Being the curious creature that I am, I whimper, but nod in agreement.

He hands me my wine, I take another sip and a deep breath.

We reach the first set of windows on the left.

I see several attractive couples, standing around the room.

In the center, there is a strikingly beautiful women, sitting naked and still as a statue on a sofa.

I turn to him. "What is going to happen to her?", I ask.

"Watch.", he commands, and pushes me forward, pinning me between him and the glass.

My eyes move back to the beautiful girl.

I watch as a man approaches her and begins to caress her shoulders.

Her eyes close, and I notice that she shivers.

Another man walks towards her, crouches low , and spreads her legs, inspecting her lovely pussy.

"They will all take her.", he growls in my ear.

I blink.

"All? They will ALL take her?", I ask, my voice squeaking a bit.

"Yes. You may have her too if you like.".

My body melts.

"Is she a submissive?".

"Yes.".

I watch another beautiful woman walk to the submissive and lightly kiss her on the lips.

He begins to kiss the back of my neck.

I shiver and close my eyes, world spinning a bit.

"I would like to see my other choices.".

He releases me, and I walk further up the hallway.

I peer through the set of windows on the right.

I gasp.

I see countless naked bodies intertwined.

"Can you actually go hunting in there or do we just dive in?".

He laughs.

"We could join in, or break a few off from the pack.".

"Ohhhhhhhh my.".

I watch for a moment, feeling overwhelmed by the frantic movements of the flailing limbs.

I decide to move forward, to the last set of windows at the end of the hallway.

I freeze, entranced.

I see a girl, suspended by wrist cuffs and some intricately wrapped red rope.

Two men are circling her.

I stand, spellbound.

The taller of the men pauses in front of her, reaches out and touches her lips.

She begins to suck on his fingers, as the second man begins to stroke her ass.

The taller man pulls his fingers out of her mouth, and slowly trails them down her body.

"They will both take her.".

"Both???".

"Both.".

"You mean....?".

"You know exactly what I mean. Double penetration.".

I gulp. I throb.

"Come to me.".

I walk towards him on very unsteady legs.

"Choose".

"Eeeny, meeny, miney....".

He reaches out and pinches both of my nipples.

"Be serious...", he threatens.

"I'm sorry. I'm just nervous...and a little scared...and...".

He raises his finger to my lips, quieting me, helping me focus.

"Choose.".

I gaze in to his eyes for a moment.

I turn and slowly walk up and down the hall once more, drinking in the images before me, feeling my sensors overload.

I pause in front of the room that scares me the most, excites me the most.

I turn to face him.

He is not surprised.

He knows me well.

Thursday, November 17, 2005

Closer

I was struggling with Part II of my new story today, trying to decide on one of four different story directions, and the general tone of the piece. Then I got mad about something.......and I happened to be listening to "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails......... Fuck it. I'm going dark with it. Brace yourselves Flowers. Part II cuming either tonight or some time tomorrow, whenever it finishes writing itself.

"Closer" by Nine Inch Nails

you let me violate you
you let me desecrate you
you let me penetrate you
you let me complicate you

help me I broke apart my insides
help me I've got no soul to sell
help me the only thing that works for me
help me get away from myself

I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fuck you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed
you get me closer to god

you can have my isolation
you can have the hate that it brings
you can have my absence of faith
you can have my everything
help me tear down my reason
help me its' your sex I can smell
help me you make me perfect
help me become somebody else

I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fuck you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed
you get me closer to god

through every forest, above the trees
within my stomach, scraped off my knees
I drink the honey inside your hive
you are the reason I stay alive

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

The Prowl, Part I

"Ready?", he asks rather impatiently.

"Yes!", I answer, laughing as I snap my garters in to place.

He drags me out of the hotel room and into the hall.

"Maybe we could fuck in the elevator?", I tease.

He growls at me in response. I love making him growl.

The doors open. We squeeze inside a very crowded elevator.

As I look at the faces of the other passengers, I realize this is a prime opportunity to get in to a bit of trouble.

I slowly back in to him, and begin to grind my ass against his pelvis.

"Wench.", he moans, as he kisses the back of my neck.

"mmmmmmmmmmmm", I purr, as I continue to swivel my hips against his body.

I melt in to him, ignoring the startled gasps from fellow passengers as I place his hands on my breasts.

The elevator arrives at it's destination far too soon for my liking.

Damn.

As we step out and in to the lobby, he slaps me on the ass. Hard.

I squeak.

"I'll put you over my knee right here."

"Promise?". I smile and wiggle my eyebrows.

He growls again, grabs my hand, and pulls me towards our waiting cab.

He opens the door, and tosses me in to the back seat.

"In a bit of a hurry?". I laugh again.

"I'm not in a hurry. I'm on a mission."

"Shall we go over Operation Catch, Fuck and Release again?", I say as I snuggle close to him, sling my legs across his lap, bat my eyelashes, and stifle a grin.

I feel his fingers trailing up my thigh as he slowly lowers his lips towards mine.

"We search, we select, we nail."

I smile as I feel his hand moving higher...and higher...

I'm breathless. Waiting. Hoping...

He slips a finger inside me. I moan.

I try to grind against him, but he has my hips trapped.

He tugs at my lower lip with his teeth.

"Are you going to behave Baby?".

"Mayyyyyyyyyyybe.", I say with a smile.

He applies more pressure with his teeth, pulls his finger out of my pussy, and I whimper.

"Are you going to behave?", he repeats.

I whimper again.

"Yes Sir.".

"That's better.".

He raises his fingers, wet with my juices, to my lips.

I sigh as he begins lightly touching my lips with his fingers.

I flick my tongue across my lips.

He follows my tongue with his, and begins to kiss me deeply.

The cab slows to a stop.

Damnit again.

He slides towards the door, and pushes me out and on to my feet.

I face the non-descript door of the private club, and shiver in anticipation.

As he exits the cab, I run my fingers across his rib cage, and wrap my arms around him.

He looks down at me, eyes smoldering.

"Ready Baby?".

I nod, though I am suddenly feeling a bit nervous under his intense gaze.

He smiles, and gently touches my cheek, reassuring me.

He can read me so well.

He kisses me quickly, and begins to pull me towards our destination.

Sunday, November 13, 2005

A Man's Guide to Oral Sex

My darling Flowers.....I've been too under the weather to blog much, so a dear friend offered to do a guest post for me. He allowed me to pick the topic, so I picked one of my very very very favorite things. Oral! Woo hoo!!!!

I'll add a few comments here and there...

So without further adieu, "A Man's Guide to Oral Sex", by MJ.

Blondage asked me to put together a guest post for her on cunnilingus. I'm more than happy to do so. (Blondage says...thank you Darlin')

Believe it or not, there is an art form to cunnilingus. (Blondage says...absolutely true, and no two women like exactly the same things) It isn't nearly as confusing or difficult as it sometimes seems. There are a few basic things that a couple can do to make things work a lot better during this process.

I would say in my experience, one of the first ideals in a happy oral sex experience is that both parties are comfortable with their positioning. If a female is lying on her back on the bed, depending on the size of the bed, the male may be in a very uncomfortable position for quite some time, in that he might be lying on his stomach and craning his neck to get the right angle. If the female wants to be lying on her back, my advice to the males would be to put a pillow or pillows underneath her ass to raise up the target, as it were. You certainly do not want to strain your neck during this process, as the obvious goal is to give your partner a wonderful, mind-blowing orgasm. Your partner will appreciate the effort in the suggestion to do this, because it shows that you're committed to her pleasure and want to see her get off. The most important thing to achieve maximum results is to make sure both of you are in comfortable position for this type of cunnilingus. (Blondage says...very true. Even kick ass oral gets old if your back hurts or you're stretched in a weird position for too long.)

Get a feel for how she likes to be touched during the process. Again, this plays into the comfortability factor, because you'll want to touch her, insert a finger into her, play with her nipples, rub her ass, whatever comes to mind. Some women will play with themselves during this process, don't be intimidated by that. If a woman knows how her nipples like to be tweaked, let them go with it. Try your best to make this experience all about her and her orgasm. The rewards will be greater later, trust me. (Blondage says...the key to me is multi-tasking. *grin*)

There are different strokes for different folks in this process. Some women will want you to pull their lips open with your fingers, but remember gents, this isn't opening a beer can. Their genitals are as sensitive as ours are, so treat them gently. Some women strictly want their clits attacked, others like to be lapped, some will want you to put your tongue in the vagina and thrust like it's a cock, it just depends. And, it may vary from time to time. Be willing to adapt to what the situation is calling for. Change your methods from time to time as well, but never stray from what you know works. If gentle flicks of her clit after ten minutes of attention get her off every time, change the ten minute part, not the "Here comes the orgasm" part. (Blondage says...yes to all that. Don't just do the same thing over and over. Experiment. But if your girlie is getting close to cumming DO NOT stop what you are doing at that moment!!!)

Be aware of her body as well as what you are doing. If you feel her hips start to cock, or if she starts to grind a bit on your face, she may be getting close. (Blondage says...I'm so easy to figure out it's ridiculous. Grinding and screaming are dead give aways...*giggling*) If she instructs you to "go slower" or "lick that clit", do it! If you feel that she may be getting close and you know what might drive her over the edge, build up to it. Let her enjoy the buildup to the orgasm. Do not ever make her feel like you're rushing through it to get to the main event. (Blondage says...rushing ticks me off big time. Shortened time/blow job revenge is assured.)Make sure she understands through your actions that it’s about her, her body and her pleasure. One of the best parts of sex is the variety, and women crave it as much as we do. (Blondage says...variety. *purrrrrr* It's one of the reasons I love BDSM so much. So many options...*grin*) They want to get off just like we do, but they want excitement and something new just as badly as well.

Take time to make sure that she's really enjoying things. I do not mean to stop and actually ask them, most will let you know through their body movements or their words that things are going well. You can change the rhythm of your tongue if you want to see if she might react differently, but again, pay attention to what's happening. If she rises up her ass and you feel like she might want to be rimmed, go for it if that’s your thing. (Blondage giggles) Always remember though, it's ABOUT HER. You would never want her to rush through a blowjob, (Blondage says...and she WILL if you rush her!) so do not rush her through your attempt to get her off with your mouth.

I also wanted to talk about being ridden, where the male is on his back, and the female is on her knees, straddling his face and basically controlling the action. Make sure your nose is free so that you can take in air. You never want her to completely smother you, always make sure that you can get air. Let's face it, guys, sometimes she just wants to use your tongue as a sex toy. (Blondage says...HELL YES!!!!!) You may get away with simply sticking it out and letting her ride it, put it inside her, thrust on it, etc. On the other hand, this is a perfect time to take a little bit of control and really go to town. You can hook your arms through her legs, grab her ass with both hands, and pull her down on to your tongue for maximum penetration. (Blondage whimpers and squirms) I wouldn't stay that way for too long, but it does send the message that you absolutely mean business and love having your tongue inside her. It shows her that you really want her to get off and cum hard for you. Again, I caution this position when she gets near orgasm. My best advice is that if she tells you she's about to cum, make sure you can get air and clamp down on the clit. I don't mean bite it, of course, I mean to fix your lips on it and flick it with your tongue. This generally sends things right to the brink and will result in a wonderful orgasm. Let her scream and yell and enjoy the sensation, and keep working at it. If your girl is a swallower, you don't want her backing off right away; you want her to work it until you're finished, right? She wants the same thing, guys.

I won't get into 69 advice here, I might save that for another guest post if I'm asked. Suffice it to say, the male should be on the bottom, female on top, and off you go. (Blondage says...this is the only thing in the whole post that I have a different opinion on. I like 69 with the guy on top too!)

Hope everyone enjoyed this, I know I enjoyed writing it.

So....my darling Flowers....any tricks or advice you'd like to add? Girlies, anything you like that wasn't discussed? I am dying to talk about this subject.

Friday, November 11, 2005

Oh yeah....

You are Bettie Page!
You're Bettie Page!

What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
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Now that's just damn perfect, isn't it? Stolen from LL ......-b

It's a bummer to be an egg because...

1) You only get laid once.

2) You only get eaten once.

3) It takes 7 minutes to get hard.

4) You have to come in a box with 11 others.

5) The only one who'll sit on your face is your mother.

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Apologies...

Sorry I haven't been around much this week, my lovely Flowers.

I am sick as a proverbial dog.

I'll be back to posting soon.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
-b

Monday, November 07, 2005

The Doctor Blondage Guide to Anal Sex

Anal sex.

Men crave it. Women fear it.

Or....at least most seem to.

I'd like to help, out of the kindness of my pervy wittle heart.

*wicked grin*

Soooo.....presenting....the Doctor Blondage little guide to happy anal sex.

First things first. Invest in some really good lube. NOT KY. KY was not made for anal. It dries up! You need to get something specifically made for anal sex. Astroglide is decent. ID Millenium is better, but more expensive. If you want to have anal with your lady friend more than once, buy the good stuff and use it liberally.

But alas, I getting a bit ahead of myself. *grin*

So invest in good lube, keep it near by.

On the night you are ready to try it, do NOT attempt it during round one. You both need to cum first. Perhaps a bit of 69...

This is important for a couple reasons. Number one, if this is attempt number one, the guy is going to be pretty damn excited. Make him cum first, so that he won't be quite so randy. Guys, you need to make your lady cum before you attempt it so that she will be relaxed.

Guys, you have to be very careful, because if you go about this wrong, if you rush it, you probably will not get a second shot at it.

So....have the lube handy.....

....and begin to pleasure your girl orally.

Make her frikkin nuts, but try not to let her cum yet.

Begin applying the lube while you are giving her kick ass oral. Keep her excited as you can. MULTI-TASK boys! MULTI-TASK!!!!!!

Gently apply lube to the outside, and then slowly, while still going down on her, ease a finger inside. Do NOT stop with the oral. Seriously, GO TO TOWN. Ease your finger out, apply more lube, repeat. You need to slowwwwwly begin to move your finger in and out. Get her used to the feeling. When you think she can handle it, try to add a second finger.

Girls, if it hurts, tell him to use more lube or go slower. If it starts feeling really good, you need to communicate that too. As with most things sexual, communication is the key.

When she is sufficiently lubed up, make her cum hard. BANG.

I do NOT recommend "Anal Missionary" for the first attempt. The girl has no control over depth in that position. Not a good idea for the initial try. Either try doggie, or if she is feeling brave, her on top.

So once you are ready....have I mentioned that lube is EXTREMELY important? ;)

Fellas, if you do not use enough lube, you could injure your girl. By now, she should already have some lube inside her from your fingers. Pour plenty on your target (hehehe) and lots of it on your cock. You cannot use too much. Keep it handy in case you need more in a bit.

There's two big keys to having successful anal -- lots of good lube, and keeping the girl excited.

If your girl responds well to dirty talk, lay it on thick. Tell her how excited you are, how hot her ass is, whatever she will respond best too. While you are talking to her, you need to keep rubbing her clit. You have to keep her going!

When you are ready to enter her, GO SLOW.

Pause often. Allow her body to adjust. Don't go more than an inch at a time. Take it easy, or you will hurt her. Add more lube if you need it. Don't stop with the dirty talk. Rub her clit or pinch her nipples, whatever will keep her excited while her body adjusts.

It's best if you can go in an inch, and after her body adjusts, pull out a bit, and then push forward another inch. Whatever you do, do NOT take a big thrust. NO NO NO!!!!!!! She'll kick you in the balls if you do.

Take your time. Don't stop with the dirty talk and working on keeping her excited.

Keep working in and out, and eventually, she should be able to take all of you inside her.

Guys, do not stop using you hands, fingers, lips, tongue or the naughty talk.

Make sure she is ready when you begin easing in and out of her. Add more lube again if you need it. Pay attention to her signals. If she seems in pain, hold yourself still and keep exciting her. First time anal is NOT like a porn movie. Do NOT slam inside.

Girlies, if you are in doggie, you can control depth to a point. Make your man be still, and try moving your hips and see how it feels. Experiment, find the best angle for you. If you are on top, you can totally control depth and speed.

(...and girls....isn't it always fun to be on top anyway? *grin*)

*very wicked grin*

Have fun Flowers.....and tell me all about it afterwards...

Sunday, November 06, 2005

On of the funniest damn things I have ever heard

Now, I realize, my darling Flowers, that this could not possibly be as funny to you as it was to me for several reasons.

Number One -- You do not know the woman who just said this to me.

Number Two -- I seem to tend to think some things are funnier than other people do....

I work with this really cool lady. She's retired, 67 years young, and works here part time just for fun. Very sweet lady, very southern-belle-proper. We work pretty closely together, and she is often in my office. I know her really well.

I have never heard her curse.

I have never heard her say anything remotely naughty.

Today we have been giggling a lot about the crowd. It's a feisty latin one. Very fun for people watching. The guys are dressed up like gangstas and the girls are basically wearing dental floss with Ef-me pumps. Seriously.

Now, imagine this beautiful 67 years young southern belle, complete with a wonderfully thick Texas accent...who out of no where, drops this little bomb on me.

"You know.....I have never been one to lust after male bodies.....

*pause*

.....but I sure would like to see Ricky Martin in the nude."

I literally, and I mean it, LITERALLY, fell to the floor laughing.

Scene from the gym...

My dear friend that the previous post is about told me today to start posting again. So, being the submissive that I am...

*grin*

I do tend to follow directions....

So.

Scene:
The Gym, last week, on Bicep/Tricep day

Players:
Blondage
The Wee General, aka my trainer
John, a frequent work out partner

Blondage: Ugh. *groan*

Wee General: Pussy.

Blondage: I'm beginning to think you get off on calling me that.

Wee General: *laughs*

John: I never hear her call any of her other clients pussies.

Blondage: *glares at W.G.* Hmmmmm.

Wee General: *laughs again*

Blondage: Damn John. You sure did get tan over night.

John: Went to the tanning bed last night. Shaved first. Wanna feel?

Blondage: You shave before you tan...?

John: I shave every other day. Feel how soft my legs are.

Blondage: Eeeew. No! You're sweaty!

John: I'm so silky I can't stop touching myself.

Wee General: Too much information!

John: Wanna know my secret?

Blondage: I am breathless with anticipation.

John: I use women's shaving cream.

Wee General: *blinks*

Blondage: Uhm.......

John: I used my ex's once and loved the way it felt. They put baby oil in it you know.

Blondage:*thinks to self....Must. Not. Look. At. Wee. General.*

Wee General: Hmmmm.

John: I tried waxing, but it hurts you know.

Blondage: *looking at floor, looking at ceiling, anywhere but John and W.G.*

Wee General: Uhm....yes it does.

John: Have you ever tried that sugar stuff? I hate that sugar stuff.

Blondage: *barks out a laugh, pretends she is choking and coughing*

Wee General: *slaps Blondage REALLY FRIKKIN HARD on the back*

Blondage: *shrieks*

John and Wee General in unison: Pussy.

Friday, November 04, 2005

I'm going dark for the rest of the weekend out of respect for someone dear to me who lost his father. I'll answer comments, but I don't think I will be up to posting.

Tears stream down on your face
When you lose something you cannot replace
Tears stream down on your face
And I...
Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you.

New look, and 20k hits! Woo hoo!!!!

I love my new template. *grin* What do you think, my lovely Flowers?

And check this out. Tesco, any idea who this is? They came from your site! Woo hoo!

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Thursday, November 03, 2005

Phone sex tips

After last week's discussion on phone sex, I had a couple of lovely Flowers ask me for phone sex schooling. Woo hoo! One of my favorite subjects. Here we go!

Allow plenty of time! At least an hour if this is your first time, or first time with a new partner.

Get rid of distractions -- turn the TV off (unless you are watching porn, hehe), kick out the pets (I was on the phone with someone who was loud and he scared the crap out his dog and the dog started barking his head off. It was frikkin hilarious. WOOF!), and get rid of any other potential coitus interruptus.

Sometimes you have to work up to it a bit. If it's your first time with a partner, it's hard (heh) to just rush right in to a scenario. A few tips on getting to "the good stuff"....talk about sex in general. Likes, dislikes. Ask your partner about their fantasies. Find something common, that you both enjoy doing, having done to you, or are interested in trying. Pay attention -- do they have a favorite position? Use that if they do!

Taking the time to talk about this stuff totally gets you both in the mood, loosened up, and makes it easier to ease in to getting each other off. *grin*

The ultimate keys to hot phone sex -- the two V's.

Vocalization and visualization.

Tell your partner how you feel, what you are doing to yourself, what you wish they were doing to you, what you wish you were doing to them. What would you be doing if you were in the same room? Where would your hands be? Where would your lips be? What would you be doing with your tongue? Your fingers? Are you on top, your back, all fours...? Visualize and describe! Play off your partner's response.

If you feel like moaning, MOAN! If you feel like screaming, SCREAM. Are you hard, wet, or throbbing? Say so!!!! Don't hold back! If you are close to cumming, scream it. When you do cum, describe it if you can! If you can't talk, scream, yell, hollar, moan and pant! Tell your partner that you want to feel them throb and cum with you, inside you, on you...It's all about the details details details.

The more vocal you are, the more you give to your partner, and the more you receive in return.

Ooomph.

Feeling rather squirmy for some reason.

*fanning self*

Are You a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor? Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.


Republican's Answer: BANG!

Southern Republican's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Hollow Points?"

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

(Don't) Say my name, say my name

Sooo....I'm driving in to work this morning, and the radio show I always listen to is talking about this list.

It's a list of names from a survey. The most popular names of wimmins that men have nailed.

A top five list was assembled.

5. Rebeccah
4. Heather.
3. Lisa
2. Michelle
1. Jennifer

Mother effer.

keeping the blog alive...

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