Fuck you Friday #5

First, I'd like to say a friendly little "Fuck you" to my cell phone, formerly known as "The Precious", for making me think this picture turned out ok when it is in fact a blurry mess.

So.....Fuck you Not-so-Precious.

Second, I would like to tell my hairstylist to fuck off for scalping me last weekend. I am STILL not over that. FOUR. INCHES. *whine*

Third, a nice big fuck you to drama. I have way too much of it in my life these days.

Fourth, fuck you to the people in my life who take me for granted and hurt me all the time.

And Fifth, Fuck me! Please? God I need it!

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Fuck you Friday #4

I know I have a list of things somewhere in my wittle blonde head to use for Fuck You Friday.....I just can't seem to call any of it up at the moment. Too frikkin tired!

Hmmmm.....soo....fuck you.....to my brain.....for not being awake enough.....for me to remember what.....I wanted to do.....my fuck you friday post on.

Yeah.

Fuck my brain.

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Fuck You Friday #3

I was soooooooo excited about buying my first body stocking. I love the way the pattern photographs. I love that it "crotchless" (heh). I love the way it feels on....

Or....at least I DID love it. *growl*

I had a wonderful time yesterday, rolling around with it on, taking pics, being my usual naughty self.....






.....but after just ONE round of kinky sex...

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!

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Fuck you Friday #2!

It's been a while since I have written about The Wee General, my trainer/next door neighbor/occasional make out partner......

A couple weeks ago, she called me over to drink with her. She'd had a rough day and hates to drink alone. Mmmmmm....... Lucky me.

We sit on the floor, and she challenges me to a game of quarters.

Not the smartest move on my part -- I have ALWAYS sucked ass at quarters.

I kept losing, but she drank shots with me anyways. The girl was "in a mood".

VERY Lucky me.

TWG: I like your lip gloss.

eB: Me too. It tastes like Dreamsicles.

TWG: *reaches across the floor and slowwwwwwly runs her index finger across my lower lip*

eB: *sits in stunned silence, watching TWG suck on her index finger and moan*

TWG: Mmmmmm.....tastes good.

eB: *blink*

We do another round of quarters, which, of course, I lose.

eB: I can't feel my fingers or toes.

TWG: Nooooo?

eB: *laughs* Nope! DRUNK!

TWG: *takes a flying leap, and POUNCES*

I am knocked to the floor. She pins me. The girl is STRONG. She leans forward and licks my lower lip, making all these cute little "mmmmm mmmmmm yummy" noises. I am laying there, stunned and at her mercy.....and the wench begins TICKLING me whilst sucking hard on my lower lip.

OMG.

I begin howling, laughing uncontrollably.....and about 30 seconds later, we hear her two year old crying.

She leaps up giggling, tells me to "stay", and goes to comfort him.

I am laying there, staring at the ceiling, feeling as if I have been shot with a stun gun.

I hear footsteps and assume it is her.

WRONG.

I look up and see her husband standing over me, hands on his hips, shaking his head at me and laughing.

eB: *squeaks out a hello*

TWG's Husband: Hiya Evie! Been making out with my wife again?

eB: ...............

After I picked my jaw off the floor, I pretty much RAN home despite being completely merde-faced. He tried to talk me in to staying, which I found rather interesting.....but I am not in to him. Just HER.

So FUCK YOU TWG's Husband, for derailing........whatever was about to happen.

*growl*

I wanted more.

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Fuck you Friday!

The simply divine MG, whom I happen to have a mad crush on, started "Fuck you Friday" along with the adorable Tequila Girl. I wanna play!!!!!!

Satisfying my oral fixation a bit....

Fuck you Tiger Direct, for your horrible customer service that drove my dear friend LL bat-shit crazy all week.


Ahhhhhh..... I feel much better now.

*purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*