My "My Space Friends" just don't "get" me

Flying around the pervier side of the blogosphere as long as I have has definitely made a major impact on how I communicate with people.

It's made me very "open", in an electronic sense. Desensitized or something. Maybe even TOO friendly.

The way I am serves me quite well over in THIS little world, but over in the My Space world? Errrr. Not so much.

High School friends find me over on My Space all the time. As is my habit, I talk to them the same as I talk to people here on the blog.... Open, friendly, mildly flirtatious, but with no bad intentions....

And they freak on me!

Or something similar to freaking, anyway.

Whatever. I dunno. It's weird.

Soooo.

I feel like addressing my annoying My Space high school friends, despite the fact that you (well, with two exceptions I can think of) will probably never see this....but hey, it'll make me feel better to give you a verbal flip-off.....

Understand me or don't understand me, I care not.

If you want to remember me as the shy little flower I was in the frikking EIGHTIES, rather than get to know me as I am today (which is a HELL of a lot more interesting, in my opinion), fine. Whatever floats your proverbial boat.

But.

I bet you a million dollars I enjoy my life a hell of a lot more than you enjoy yours, you buncha auld farts!

*rips off her clothes and scampers off laughing*

....and this one time...at band camp.....

Yeah yeah yeah. I know. I've been lame lately. I've been paying more attention to My Space than blogger. I apologize, my pretty pretty Flowers.

Most of my good friends from high school have all started my space pages, and so every week or two, I get a new add request from someone I've been out of touch with for a little over 15 years. I've really enjoyed walking down memory lane.

When you were in high school, did you make out with all your friends? I sure did.

Well, not the girls, not at that point... ;)

But I did make out with most of my guy friends. It never went all that far I guess, just kissing and touching. I don't know if we were just verrrrry friendly with each other, or if this was a common phenomenon.

Today I heard from this guy who was friends with a lot of the same people as me. We knew each other, but not well. I always thought he didn't like me because he gave me odd looks all the time.

I never got around to making out with him. I'm not saying I wasn't willing. I was always willing to kiss a cute boy.... hehehehehe. I liked him fine, but he was always kind of aloof with me.

Hmmm. Aloof.... Perhaps he is a virgo? Ahem. *thumps someone in California*

Anyways.

After not having seen each other or spoken to each other since probably 1989, maybe 1990, he decides to explain to me TODAY why he was always so aloof.

Turns out he had this major crush on me.

I thought he couldn't stand me!!!!!!!

Weird.

Holy crap. I just had a memory flash of the first time a girl ever hit on me. I had completely forgotten that story!!! I'll write about that....eventually....I swear...really.....I will.....honest..........

....annnnnnnnd......POOF!

*Blondage disappears in a cloud of giggles*