Happy Half Nekkid Thursday!

I was a bad bad girl tonight...... *pant*

And for those of you not in to flogging, here's some gratuitous boobage. *grin*

The Corruption of Roy, his version....

Roy posted on our night together. I can't stop giggling! OMG! He absolutely nailed me (no, not in the biblical sense you pervs), by calling me a "veritable blonde tornado". Ha! I love it!!!!!!!!

Click here to read "Night of the Living Blonde". ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

Part one of my version is the next post below. Part two coming soon.....

The corruption of Roy...part I

Chapter One -- The Airport

I paced. I texted LL when I had cell service. I pretty much spazzed...partly because I wasn't sure what to expect, and partly because I was afraid he was in a different terminal.

I heard someone in the crowd saying the passengers on Roy's plane were entering the waiting area we were in, so I walked in to this open area so that he would basically have to walk through me. He came around the corner grinning, we locked eyes and sorta laughed and hugged. I don't think we stopped talking from then on! He's an absolute doll. I expected an English accent, but he's right. He doesn't have one. Every now and then something pops out like "Bloody Hell", "knackered" or "ballocks".......god that makes me giggle.

Chapter Two -- The Xterra

The place we spent a LOT of time in. Everything in Houston is quite spread out ya know. Roy was very sweet about not making fun of me wearing glasses to drive. *mutters....I hate my glasses....*

Chapter Three -- The place I work that shall remain nameless

I took him to my "office". Not going in to too many details there.....he seemed to like it. I work in a really cool place......and that's all I'm sayin' 'bout 'dat.

Chapter Four -- Tex Mex and Margaritas

We went to lunch at Chuy's. Yum. Roy bought lunch. That was so sweet. I kinda wanted to spank him though. I was the tour guide! LOL!!!

We called LL. Lots of giggling by all three of us (well, one of the three of us "snorts", but I won't be naming names. Ahem. CUPCAKE!). *grin*

Chapter Five -- Mecca!!!

Ooohhhhh........just thinking about that place makes my pants happy. It is actually a "24 Hour News" store, but I prefer to call it Mecca. It is the biggest, coolest sex toy/lingerie/porn shop in town. Ooooohhhhhhh yes. How I love that place.

I basically bee-lined for the bondage swing I soooooo desperately want, and then dragged him over to the infamous Fist Dildo. That thing is scarier in person, I swear. We worked our way down the main toy aisle, pausing to exclaim things like "WTF do you do with THAT thing!?!?!?!" periodically. *snicker* I knew most of the answers, but there were several things we just could not figure out!

I have the most hysterical picture of Roy holding the biggest butt plug I have ever seen. I can't get it to load though. I'll try again tomorrow. I'm fuzzing out his face though. Perhaps he will show you the rest of the pic over at his place. hehehehehee ;)

We got to the midget love doll. Still just as odd now as it was when I first saw it.... We found a "GILF" doll (Grandma I'd like to......eeeew!). We poked and squeezed and laughed our way across the aisle, to my favorite part of the store -- the BDSM toys. *wicked grin* It was soooo much fun showing him stuff. I totally turn in to Dr. Ruth (without the German accent of course). We played with spankers and paddles and floggers and such. We were both eyeing things we wanted. Ooomph.

We eventually made our way upstairs to the Porn Dvds. *evil giggle* Hey Coug, we found "Midgets on Wheels"! *grin* We made our way back downstairs.....spent some time discussing lubes and "motion lotions", and then decided we were buying each other toys. Damn I wish Blogger would let me load my frikkin pictures!!!!!!!! I bought Roy his very first set of ankle and wrist cuffs. He bought me this.....gosh I don't even know what to call it. It is a cock ring that is attached to this thing that goes around the guys balls. The whole thing vibrates. Wooooooo!!!! Talk about instant orgasm!!!!!! *fanning self* Roy, that is the coolest thing ever. Ooomph.

I'm losing focus. Eyes glazing over.........I think it is time for more birthday sex. *eyes Other Half, aka Slider* Oh yes..........time to pounce.

Part II of The corruption of Roy coming soon -- featuring creepy serial killer homeless men, a Jazz club, Roy's love of Rocks, lots of liquor, bad beer (?) and Roy's first strip club!

Today is my Other Half's Birthday!

He is 35 today!

We went out of town Sunday-to-Monday to go play at the family farm and celebrate his birffffffday. Good gawd did we have fun.....tearing around all these dirt rodes on ATV's, riding all these crazy trails with moguls, popping wheelies......

At one point I was driving with him behind me. It was rainy and muddy and I was cold. I asked him to put his arms around me, and what does he do? Tweaks my nipples, puts his hands between my legs and starts dry humping me like a dawg in heat. This was WHILE I was driving. LMAO! Rascal.

Here's a pic of Slider (I am calling him that instead of Freak now). I had to fuzzy out his face because it was too clear......such a shame because he has the greatest grin on his face in this pic. That fuzzy effect makes him look like he is wearing some sort of super-hero mask. Heheheheheeee....

Driving home late yesterday.....holding hands......listening to filthy comedians and laughing our asses off.....

I love you Sweetpea!!!!!!!!! Happy Birthday!

(PS -- My post on my adventures with Roy is almost finished. Boy oh boy did we have fun!)

Today!

I just spent the last ten hours corrupting Roy. Wooooooo!

Highlights -- Stuffed him full of Tex Mex and Margaritas, took him to Mecca (aka the kickass local sex toy/porn shop), went to a jazz bar called Sambuca and the Hard Rock Cafe, and ended the evening at a strip bar.

Wore him out! LOL!

Details soon.

xoxoxoxo

Shopping for the invasion....

I just spent two hours wandering aimlessly through the mall, with a question on my mind -- WWBW.....

(translation - What would Blondage wear)

Can't show up to pick Roy up at the airport in a leather catsuit and thigh high boots though.....

Well...I mean.....I guess I COULD.......

Ahem.

Perhaps not.

;)

I'm spazzing! I'm spazzing!!!!!

Roy is going to be in my city on a layover. I am picking him up at the airport Saturday afternoon to play for the day!!!

When I asked him what he wanted to do he mentioned hunting and deporting some illegal aliens. I countered with Tex-Mex food, lots of margaritas and the gigantic kick ass sex shop with the midget sex dolls. I won. *giggling*

I am determined to corrupt him. Bless his heart. ;)

Get some sleep on the plane Darlin'! You're going to need it!!!!!

Happy Half Nekkid Thursday!

Don't believe everything you read. ;)

Yummy....

My Freak is feeding me pieces of pineapple and strawberries while I (we) watch American Idol.

Youch!!!! He just stabbed me with a fork when he saw me telling on him. I love this laptop thingy.

Freak thinks the chick on American Idol might win if she flashes her boobs.

Half Nekkid pics of Katharine Mcphee? I'd be willing to take a peek. *grin*

Mmmmmmm........pineappppppppppppple............*licks lips*

*sticks out lower lip, pouts like a two year old*

I miss my people....my playmates.....

....working weird hours.....or can't IM at work anymore.....or going through bad stuff that requires their full attention.....

I think I took you guys for granted. *sigh*

Here's another corset pic from yesterday just for the heck of it.

If you are in to such things, Freak has fishing trip pics up. They caught hundreds. Literally. I'm just glad they aren't all stinking up my freezer. Eeeew.

Isn't amazing how....

....a sassy new piece of lingerie can turn a rotten day in to a purrrrrrfect one?

This morning...

Your arms wrapped around me...your lips pressing against my neck...

I'm sore. We practically tore each other apart last night.....

I am surprised by your gentleness now, as you lightly stroke my breasts...

I turn in your arms and press my lips against yours.

I love kissing you baby.

Your fingers trail down my back and grip my ass.

I fling my left leg over your body, straddling you.

I stretch and purr.......and open my eyes to an empty bed.

I gasp as I realize I am alone.....it was just a dream.

*sigh*

Vicodan makes me dream about sex. It's torture.

TGIF.....random bits....

Topic one: HNT

I wasn't so wild about my HNT pics this week. I was heavily medicated (I'll get to that in a second) when I took them, and I just plain didn't like 'em. Soooo.....I went lingerie shopping yesterday and took this one. Ahhhh.....happier now. This is much prettier in person, by the way.

Topic two: an email...

One of my Flowers sent me an email with a question I thought was intriguing.

Does a "naughty" blog have to be true to be interesting?

Hmmmm......I don't think so. I am pretty sure a couple of the ones I read and love are mostly fantasy. Who cares if it really "happened", as long as it makes you hot! That's the whole point, right? :)

Topic three: Brits!

Oh how I love my British blogger friends...... I am beginning to think I have a fetish. Seriously. A British Blogger Fetish. I heart them all, but these make my pants particularly happy......
Alex and Suze
Alice
Dirty Boy
Easily Aroused
Pooshie
WDKY

Hmmmm.....my link for E.A. isn't working. If he is gone I am going to cry like a catholic school girl getting spanked by a stern taskmaster principal.

OOoooooo.........*pauses to let that visual sink in, panting*


Topic four: Freak on vacay...

My "Cat" is going away fishing this weekend. This Mouse would like to play. Any recommendations? ;)


Topic five: crazy Teddy....

Ted: You are just a voyeur
me: No, I am a show off. A voyeur likes to watch.
Ted: True. Exhibitionist then...
me: YES! That's me. Sorta.
Ted: I'm the voyeur
me: Definitely an exhibitionist in pics. I can be a bit more shy in r/l......maybe you noticed when we met, maybe you didn't. I was nervous. :) You talk a LOT. That helped.
Ted: Yea you were kinda shy. I'm cool as a cucumber. Ice in my veins.
It's from my high pressure job & stalking large elk
me: *jaw drops, laughs hysterically*
Ted: Flatulent rabid snarling elk!
me: You're insane.
me: Hub is going fishing this weekend. Ahhhhh.....house all to myself.
Ted: Can I stop by?
me: NO! LOL!
Ted: I think you want me to.
me: Three issues, if you mean what I think you mean -- I'm happily married, my neighbor haunts me, and my dog.
Ted: I'll do your neighbor but not the dog
me: You'll do a lemur but you are canine prejudiced?!?!?
*giggling*
Ted: lemurs are human like in certain places
me: AAAAAACK!!!!!
*sticks fingers in ears, closes eyes*
Can't hear you can't hear you not listening!!!!!!
Ted: lalalalalala!!!
me: *shakes head and sputters*
Ted: *scratches crotch, stares out the window*

I swear, one of these days he is going to make me laugh so hard that I permanantly injure myself.

Topic six: wounded!

I'm pretty sure I am going to have to have surgery to repair my rotator cuff in my left soldier. No you pervs, I did NOT do this having wild kinky sex. *grin* I got injured working out with The Wee General last fall. I go see an orthopedic surgeon next week. I am sure this will affect my blogging, because once I have the procedure, my arm has to be in a sling and strapped to my body for about six weeks. FUN!

In the meantime, I am seriously enjoying my vicodan prescription. I should write a post after I take it. It makes me ridiculously loopy. *grin*

I'm babbling huh. It's the meds.

Woooooo!

Happy Half Nekkid Thursday!

Os gave us an assignment this week -- post our very first HNT pic and post something new celebrating the one year anniversary of HNT.

Sooo......here's one of three from my first HNT post last December.....

...and something new! Indulging my oral fixation with a party favor....

Happy one year anniversary!!!! I heart HNT. Thank you Os!

It's official. I'm a ho-bag....and I'm great in bed!

The first time I took this I was a 2. I just took it again and came up with a 5. I guess that still makes me great in bed, but bad at math. *grin*

START AT 50 and add or substract points as stated for each statement that applies to you...

+Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun
-Below 50 means you are real fun and damn good in bed ;).

The higher your number, the worse you are in bed!
The lower the number, the better...you get the idea!

AFTER you're done... put your name at the bottom, along with your score.

Copy this and post your own bulletin!

+Add 10 if you are a virgin.

-Subtract 5 if You have had sex before.

-Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people.

+Add 5 If you have never had oral sex.

-Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex.

-Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place.

-Subtract 3 if you have done 69.

+Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm.

+Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms.

-Subtract 2 if you have masturbated.

-Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a handjob to someone else.

-Subtract 5 if you have used someone for sex [one night stand].

+Add 5 if You have never seen someone of the opposite sex naked.

+Add 5 if you havent kissed more then 3 people [unrelated].

+Add 3 if you havent been kissed in the past month.

+Add 2 if you have never masturbated.

+Add 5 if you have never seen or watched porn.

-Subtract 5 if you have made your own porn.

-Subtract 3 if you have participated in anal sex.

-Subtract 2 if you have used lube duiring sex.

+Add 5 If you cant remember your last perverted thought.

-Subtract 5 if you have used sex toys.

-Subtract 3 if you have had a perverted thought in the past hour.

-Subtract 2 if you have kissed someone of the same sex.

I'm not the only addict in the family....

My office phone rings...

Evilicious Blonde: *answers* Hi this is (real name deleted)...

The Freak: *whispers swiftly* Hi this is the Multicellular-Microorganism-from-the-TLB-ecosystem...

Evilicious Blonde: *laughs so hard she gets the hiccups*

He likes pretend he isn't so in to blogging, but.....

*grin*

Baseball, Margaritas and Midget Porn

Last Friday, The Freak and I went to a baseball game with Cougar and her hub.

We had fantastic tickets in a private suite. Coug and I have connections. *grin*

I believe I was drunk within approximately five minutes of arrival thanks to some big ass margaritas. One view from our seats, shortly after sitting down:

And a different view from our seats, probably no more than ten minutes later, completely empty:


I was drunk. Smashed. Three sheets to the wind. Schnockered. It was FUN! I get verrrrrrry "handsy" when I drink. I couldn't keep my hands off my Freak's body. ;)

Our team won, and then we watched fireworks:

At some point during my drunken stupor, my evil trainer/neighbor The Wee General called and talked me in to babysitting the next morning. Here she is on the treadmill, probably calling me a pussy:


After the game, which we won by the way, someone (most likely me!) brought up this kick ass sex shop that is on the way home. I probably whined, begged pleaded.... Who knows. We wound up going. *giggling* Here's a few pics of what we found....

Coug (face deleted of course) posing with a fist dildo. Good gawd was this thing was scary:

She doesn't talk back, and she floats!!!!


My favorite find.....a midget blow up doll....she has three "love openings of pleasure".....oh my...


After we played with toys for probably an hour (this store is HUGE!), we moved upstairs to DVD-land. My my my. Thousands....and thousands.......every fetish imaginable. Coug and I found "Lactating Midget Porn". I REALLY should have taken a picture of that case!!!!

We wandered back downstairs in to the BDSM and lingerie section of the store. I vaguely rememeber my freak griping at me for flogging him (ninny!). I also vaguely remember popping Cougar repeatedly with something furry....what the hell was that thing Coug?

Freak tried to talk me in to buying a Pocahontas outfit for HNT. It has strategically placed fringe. *snicker* I declined.

They finally dragged me out, kicking and screaming, and I passed out the second I got home. I woke up the next morning, feeling like utter hell, dressed in this:


My phone rang. It was the dang Wee General, reminding me I had agreed to babysit her littlest child and her puppy. *groooooan* I was soooooo puny, but I did it. Ugh.

Isn't this little baby cute?


The rest of Saturday is a blur. Freak and I did our Mother's Day shopping, ate lunch at a Chinese place where he made fun of me for hardly denting my food, and then did some reconnaisance work for a lap top purchase.

Sunday, we bought a lap top. Ya know why? Because he is a BLOGGER now, and got tired of fighting me for puter time. LOL!

Later in the day, we headed out to see my 'rents. Note -- eyes no longer bloodshot and scary:

And that was my weekend. Did you do anything fun, my pretty pretty Flowers?

Ack!

I was going to post something this morning about my crazy weekend......but I heard something yesterday that so disturbed me that I am putting this in line ahead of that post.

There's this young girl in my extended family. Her father married in to our clan, so she is a step-something.

Her Dad was looking around on their family computer, and clicked on his daughter's folder.

He found pictures and videos of her having sex with her boyfriend.

The kid just FIFTEEN!

Holy merde. I barely knew what sex was at that age, and this kid is making VIDEOS?!?!?!?

I think she WANTED him to find them. She is not a stupid girl. She had to know they would be found. The whole family uses that computer!

Gawd I feel old.

I'm feeling dirty. I wonder if they will wash me? *purrr*

Mmmmmm.....naughty girls...

Happy Half Nekkid Thursday!

I was on my bed on my tummy messing around with my camera....

...when The Freak I Married snuck up behind me and basically pounced! He is laying on my back in these other pics. You can see a bit of his thumb in the next one. We were spooning, but face down. :)

*wicked grin*

The morning after...

I feel him lightly stroking my hair, and sigh deeply.

I gingerly stretch.

I notice some soreness in my wrists, ankles and various orifices.

Youch.

I whimper.

"Are you going to growl at me?", he whispers.

I open my eyes, notice his nervous expression.

I promptly burst in to laughter.

"Why? What did you do???", I manage to giggle out.

He pulls the covers up to his eyes. Does he really think that will shield him from my wrath?

"I woke you up.".

He pulls the covers completely over his head.

I laugh harder.

"It's funny watching you cower in fear. Am I really that scary in the morning?".

I reach up and pinch his nipple.

"YES! You ARE!", he yelps.

I snuggle closer and giggle some more.

"How are you feeling?", he asks, as I pull the covers off his handsome face.

He kisses my forehead.

"Used, abused, sore and satisfied.".

He gently kisses my nose.

"Lower please.".

He smiles and kisses me softly on the lips.

"More please.".

He pulls me on top of him and in for a deeper kiss.

"I love kissing you.", I sigh happily.

"I noticed.", he smiles wider.

"Again please.".

He laughs, shaking his head at me. He does that a lot...?

I wiggle around a bit.

He moans.

"Oh, did I hit the right spot?".

I wiggle again.

He groans.

"Behave yourself or you'll get a spanking...".

I quickly spin myself around, throw myself across his lap, and shake my ass at him.

I can tell he is struggling very hard to not laugh.

"Behave yourself or I WON'T spank you, brat.".

I crawl off his lap muttering some rather colorful words and go back to my side of the bed.

He clears his throat.

"Yes Sir.", I sigh.

I roll on my side, facing him.

I pause...I eye my target...I take aim...I pounce.

"Ooomph!", he exclaims.

"Why aren't we having sex yet?", I say with a pout as I straddle him.

"Because we're expecting a guest.", he says with a devilish twinkle in his eyes.

"A WHAT?".

"A guest."

"Uhmmm...my stranger from last night???.".

My heart skips a beat. I am instantly wet. I shiver in antici(say it!)pation.

"No.", he says in a very sensuous tone, "This present is for me.".

*blink*

Position of the week...

Mmmmmm.......last night......mmmmmmmmmmmmm..................

First, I'd like to thank all of the bloggers whose writing and/or pictures got both of us so worked up last night. *purrrrrrrrrr*

Mmmmmmm......bed time......Freak creeps down my body and flicks my clit with his tongue. I SHRIEKED!!!! I was so frikkin turned on already that I was so sensitive I had gone ticklish! He flicked me with his tongue again. I yelped again! I took some deep breaths, thought of England (heh), and calmed down a bit. MMmmmmmm......he is sooooooo good at oral. He must really enjoy doing oral on me, because he goes for frikkin ever. *pant* After I came, that rascal started flicking my clit again with his tongue. MEANIE!!!!! More shrieking, whimpering and begging.

He began fucking me in missionary at first. I was so frikkin orgasmic last night. I kept cumming over and over again. Finally he stopped me from thrashing around and said something like "Stop it! I don't want to cum yet!". *grin* I guess me cumming over and over and over and over was feeling a little TOO good to him. ;)

He flipped me over.....and now we come to the Position of the Week.

My hands clutching the head board.....face down, body flat on the bed.....my ankles crossed....he straddled my thighs, leaned forward, and fucked me hard.

*purrrrrrr*

I really like that position......feels divine, especially when he cums.....

If you haven't given me your opinion on swinging/open marriages in the previous post, I would really appreciate hearing your point of view.

I heart you Flowers.

To swing or not to swing...?

Approximately five minutes ago....

Evil Blonde: So.....are we swingers now? *wiggles eyebrows*

The Freak: *laughs*

Evil Blonde: Well, your story more than implies it. *grins*

The Freak: I dunno. *hugs the blonde*

Evil Blonde: Well....I'm open to the idea if..... *pauses, stares at The Freak*

The Freak: *laughs and kisses me*

Evil Blonde: It could be fun ya know.....

The Freak: *smiles* Yes it could. *wink* We'll see.....

So Flowers....what do you think of this subject? Do you think you can maintain a happy, healthy relationship while introducing other partners in to the mix sexually? I've read several blogs by couples who are in to it (Fred and Wilma, wherever you are, I miss you!!!) that seem to be happy.

Do you draw a line somewhere? Participation with others together, but not separately? When does it move from swinging in to open marriage territory? Is open marriage more dangerous emotionally? Or can anything work as long as you keep the communication open and are 100% honest with each other?

Do you believe polyamory is a possibility? Can you be in love with more than one person? If you are in to swinging or an open marriage, is it ok to love someone in addition to your spouse? How does all this work? I realize of course that no two relationships are going to be exactly the same. I guess I am just trying to wrap my mind around any possible outcome, be it good or bad. I certainly don't want to fuck up my happy marriage.

Whoa. I am having flashbacks to when I first discovered BDSM. I read every book I could find on the subject before I tried anything. Now I have a blog to help me with my depraved research.

I heart the blogosphere.

So....whaddya think Flowers? Is this territory too dangerous? Is it worth the risk to fulfill your deepest fantasies? Or are some things just better left in fantasyland.....?

A sense of blah.....

Maybe it's a Monday thing

Maybe it's a I-had-my-first-day-off-since-easter-and-it-was-hard-to-come-back thing....

I just cannot get motivated to write!

Blah!

Blah blah blah!

I guess I could post a picture. Half Nekkid Monday? Why not.

Here's another another one from the other day's lingerie shopping.

A revisit, Part II

As mentioned in the previous post, I am working on part 6 of this story. I thought I'd repost the previous chapters to get back in the mood. *grin* Scroll down if you missed part 1......

The Prowl, part II revisted.....

He reaches for the door.

I grasp his hand, turn to face him, and place his hand on my heart.

He feels my heart pounding and smiles down at me.

"Nervous?".

I consider denying it, but then smile slightly and nod.

He kisses me gently on the lips.

"Stop stalling.".

I blush, grin and move his hand back to the door.

We walk inside a long, dimly lit hallway.

My heart continues to race.

He reaches around me, rests his hand low on my right hip, and guides me forward.

We reach the end of the hallway and enter a large, gothically decorated room.

Soft lighting, dark velvet furniture....like something out of a Dracula movie.

I begin to purr.

He laughs. "You like?".

"I like.".

Then I notice something odd.

We're alone...?

I look at him, a question in my eyes.

"Be patient.".

I sigh. I am not exactly known for being patient...but I answer, "Yes Sir.".

He walks towards a small bar area, and pours us each a glass of wine.

I try not to gulp.

He smiles at me.

He tops off our glasses, reaches for my hand, and pulls me towards another doorway.

I notice the walls of the hallway ahead appear to be windows.

I am so excited that I begin to shake.

He sets our glasses down, turns to me, presses his body against mine until my back against the wall, pushes one of his legs between my thighs and grinds against me.

"This is what you want.".

"Yes.", I gasp.

He grabs my hips and raises me up.

I wrap my legs tightly around his waist.

"You're sure?".

"Yes!".

I reach for his face and pull his lips to mine, kissing him hungrily.

I grind against him. I wish he would take me now, here.....but he has other plans.

Slowly, he unwraps my legs from his waist and lowers me to the ground.

I sway and lean in to him, refusing to allow his lips to leave mine.

Finally he takes a step back.

"Stop it or you will not see what is down this hallway.".

Being the curious creature that I am, I whimper, but nod in agreement.

He hands me my wine, I take another sip and a deep breath.


We reach the first set of windows on the left.

I see several attractive couples, standing around the room.

In the center, there is a strikingly beautiful women, sitting naked and still as a statue on a sofa.

I turn to him. "What is going to happen to her?", I ask.

"Watch.", he commands, and pushes me forward, pinning me between him and the glass.

My eyes move back to the beautiful girl.

I watch as a man approaches her and begins to caress her shoulders.

Her eyes close, and I notice that she shivers.

Another man walks towards her, crouches low , and spreads her legs, inspecting her lovely pussy.

"They will all take her.", he growls in my ear.

I blink.

"All? They will ALL take her?", I ask, my voice squeaking a bit.

"Yes. You may have her too if you like.".

My body melts.

"Is she a submissive?".

"Yes.".

I watch another beautiful woman walk to the submissive and lightly kiss her on the lips.

He begins to kiss the back of my neck.

I shiver and close my eyes, world spinning a bit.

"I would like to see my other choices.".

He releases me, and I walk further up the hallway.

I peer through the set of windows on the right.

I gasp.

I see countless naked bodies intertwined.

"Can you actually go hunting in there or do we just dive in?".

He laughs.

"We could join in, or break a few off from the pack.".

"Ohhhhhhhh my.".

I watch for a moment, feeling overwhelmed by the frantic movements of the flailing limbs.

I decide to move forward, to the last set of windows at the end of the hallway.

I freeze, entranced.

I see a girl, suspended by wrist cuffs and some intricately wrapped red rope.

Two men are circling her.

I stand, spellbound.

The taller of the men pauses in front of her, reaches out and touches her lips.

She begins to suck on his fingers, as the second man begins to stroke her ass.

The taller man pulls his fingers out of her mouth, and slowly trails them down her body.

"They will both take her.".

"Both???".

"Both.".

"You mean....?".

"You know exactly what I mean. Double penetration.".

I gulp. I throb.

"Come to me.".

I walk towards him on very unsteady legs.

"Choose".

"Eeeny, meeny, miney....".

He reaches out and pinches both of my nipples.

"Be serious...", he threatens.

"I'm sorry. I'm just nervous...and a little scared...and...".

He raises his finger to my lips, quieting me, helping me focus.

"Choose.".

I gaze in to his eyes for a moment.

I turn and slowly walk up and down the hall once more, drinking in the images before me, feeling my sensors overload.

I pause in front of the room that scares me the most, excites me the most.

I turn to face him.

He is not surprised.

He knows me well.

A revisit.....Part I

I am ready to get back in to writing erotica. I was thinking about what fantasy/experience I wanted to delve in to, and the story I wrote last fall kept "calling" to me. I decided I want to continue it. Sooo......the next couple days, I am going to repost the previous chapters, and then begin continuing the story. *purrrrr*

The Prowl, part I revisted.....

"Ready?", he asks rather impatiently.

"Yes!", I answer, laughing as I snap my garters in to place.

He drags me out of the hotel room and into the hall.

"Maybe we could fuck in the elevator?", I tease.

He growls at me in response. I love making him growl.

The doors open. We squeeze inside a very crowded elevator.

As I look at the faces of the other passengers, I realize this is a prime opportunity to get in to a bit of trouble.

I slowly back in to him, and begin to grind my ass against his pelvis.

"Wench.", he moans, as he kisses the back of my neck.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm", I purr, as I continue to swivel my hips against his body.

I melt in to him, ignoring the startled gasps from fellow passengers as I place his hands on my breasts.

The elevator arrives at it's destination far too soon for my liking.

Damn.

As we step out and in to the lobby, he slaps me on the ass. Hard.

I squeak.

"I'll put you over my knee right here."

"Promise?". I smile and wiggle my eyebrows.

He growls again, grabs my hand, and pulls me towards our waiting cab.

He opens the door, and tosses me in to the back seat.

"In a bit of a hurry?". I laugh again.

"I'm not in a hurry. I'm on a mission."

"Shall we go over Operation Catch, Fuck and Release again?", I say as I snuggle close to him, sling my legs across his lap, bat my eyelashes, and stifle a grin.

I feel his fingers trailing up my thigh as he slowly lowers his lips towards mine.

"We search, we select, we nail."

I smile as I feel his hand moving higher...and higher...

I'm breathless. Waiting. Hoping...

He slips a finger inside me. I moan.

I try to grind against him, but he has my hips trapped.

He tugs at my lower lip with his teeth.

"Are you going to behave Baby?".

"Mayyyyyyyyyyybe.", I say with a smile.

He applies more pressure with his teeth, pulls his finger out of my pussy, and I whimper.

"Are you going to behave?", he repeats.

I whimper again.

"Yes Sir.".

"That's better.".

He raises his fingers, wet with my juices, to my lips.

I sigh as he begins lightly touching my lips with his fingers.

I flick my tongue across my lips.

He follows my tongue with his, and begins to kiss me deeply.

The cab slows to a stop.

Damnit again.

He slides towards the door, and pushes me out and on to my feet.

I face the non-descript door of the private club, and shiver in anticipation.

As he exits the cab, I run my fingers across his rib cage, and wrap my arms around him.

He looks down at me, eyes smoldering.

"Ready Baby?".

I nod, though I am suddenly feeling a bit nervous under his intense gaze.

He smiles, and gently touches my cheek, reassuring me.

He can read me so well.

He kisses me quickly, and begins to pull me towards our destination.

I have happy pants

I swear it's not just because he is sexy as hell. I swear.

*innocent smile*

One of my favorite bloggers is back after a loooong hiatus.

SJR is quite the talented story teller. Check him out, my dear Flowers.

Oh wow. I called you Flowers again.

Oh fuck it. I can't be "B-------" anymore, but I can still call you Flowers damnit!

Now SJR, write something naughty please!

A bit of a hissy fit

Have you ever done "Sissy Squats"? *crying*

To quote Madeline Kahn in one of my favorite Mel Brooks movies, "Everything below the waist line is KAPUT!".

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*cursing* I'm a Lowly Insect today. I think I'd rather be a Crunchy Crustacean.

I miss my old blog damnit. I was a Marauding Marsupial. *curses more*

(Ecosystem stuff, sort of a blog ranking system, in case you don't know what I am talking about)

I miss my old site and I miss being that "B" person!!!!!

*growl*

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I think I need to hear this song. And I really need to have sex....despite the sore ass/sore legs thing. Yes, that might perk me up. *pout*

CRAZY BITCH (Buckcherry)

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Happy Half Nekkid Thursday!

Mmmmmm.....I went lingerie shopping this week and took pictures in the dressing room. *wicked grin* Which three do you think I purchased?

Did I go with lavender lace with crazy flourescent flowers?

Or white satin with lace?

Or perhaps the same gown in black?

Or did I go with something a little crazy?

Mmmmm.......creamy and pink?

Or perhaps I was feeling blue?

Do you think you know me? Take a guess. *grin*

My Other Half, aka The Quiet Freak, aka Backdoor Slider *snicker* participated in HNT for the first time ever this week. Click here to check him out!

Conversation with Cougar...

We're discussing the blog, my sex life.....

...and how much fun me and The Freak have been having......

Note - conversation took place in the LOBBY of the place we work! LOL!

Evil Blonde: You know what he's been doing that really turns me on? He has been biting my ass. Hard.

Cougar: Ohhhh! Did he give you a hickey?

Evil Blonde: On my ASS?!?!? *giggles like crazy* No, he just bites me. Hard.

Cougar: Remember that song "Ring my bell"??? *sings* You can ring my bel-el-ell, ring my bell, ring my bell...ring it ring it ahhhhhhhh!

Evil Blonde: *arches a brow* Uh huh. Disco is dead ya know.

Cougar: I used to sing that song differently.

Evil Blonde: *arches a brow*

Cougar: *singing and slapping herself on her posterior * You can bit my a-a-ass, bite my ass. Bite my ass. Bite it bite it AHHHHH!!!

Evil Blonde: *throws head back laughing, gives self whiplash*

Scene from the Freakish Home of Evilicious

Evil Blonde: Lookie what I bought today! *swinging new lingerie around*

The Freak: Oh. That's nice.

Evil Blonde: That's it? That's nice? *pout*

The Freak: Well....I'll like it more when it is on the floor.

Touche Freak.....*grin*

a couple things...

I got reviewed over at DH Spicy. That was so frikkin COOL! Thank you darlin'! Licks and kisses.......

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From a phone conversation with a friend...

Evil Blonde: You're so weird.

Ted: No, I'm not weird. I have issues. Weird would be having a Madagascar Lemur chained under my bed.

Evil Blonde: Well, I do like Lemurs.

Ted: "Sir, why is your Lemur shaved from the waist down?".

Evil Blonde: *blink*

Ted: *screeches* "It's none of your business! Close the door! CLOSE THE DOOR!!!".

I am beginning to think I don't know anyone with "normal" thought patterns.

-- Update -- For some reason Ted wants me to let you all know that he has really great teeth.

-- Update number two -- I thought Ted meant Ted had great teeth. Apparently he wants me to relay instead that his LEMUR has great teeth, thanks to Purina One and "the occasional hot dog flavored pickle".

Ted = insane.

Position of the week *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Mmmmmmmmm..............

Last night................

I got home from work kinda late, almost 11PM. I crept in to the bedroom and Freak was all curled up in bed asleep, looking awfully cute. I snuck in to the bathroom and stripped.

I eased in to bed and snuggled behind him, kissing his neck. I am pretty sure he purred. He rolled over on his back. I flung a leg over his, wrapped my body about half way over his, and leaned down and kissed him. Slow and gentle at first...

He pushed my hand down to his rock hard cock. I made a sudden move and sort of flung myself between his legs and took all of his cock inside my mouth in one swift move. *wicked grin*

After a while, I crawled back up his body and kissed him hard. We turned on our sides and made out for a while. He lifted one of my legs over his hip and was rubbing my clit. Good gawd I love that....

He pushed me on to my back.....which brings me to my "position of the week".

He kneeled between my legs, sort of sitting back on his ankles. He positioned both of my legs straight up in the air, and wrapped his arms around them for leverage. My ankles were crossed, and eventually wound up sort of resting over his right shoulder. He would pause, put his hands on the back of my knees and push my ass up high (keeping my ankles locked), scoot down and lick my clit for a couple minutes at a time. Then kneel and fuck me some more. He went back and forth so many times I thought I was going to pass out. Oh my gawwwwwwwwwwd was it ever gooooooooood. We sort of flipped around in to all sorts of positions (doggy, me on my tummy on the bed, me on my side, missionary, etc), but I am choosing that one as my favorite of the evening.

*purrrrrrrrrrr*

We both came really hard, and drifted off happily to sleep...........

I heart him.