Dedicated with lotsa drunken laughter ....

....to my two partners-in-crime.....who thought I was kidding when I said I'd be writing a transcript....

The players:
Two intoxicated perverted chicks in a bar, somewhere in the South
One hawwwwwt perverted man, somewhere not in the south

Time: late one night last weekend

Blondage to Blondage Best Friend: I NEED ANOTHER SHOT

Blondage Best Friend to Blondage: ME TOO!

Blondage to BBF: We need to ditch our boys. Gotta have some alone time to send those naughty texts we promised the perv.....

Blondage Best Friend to B: What have you sent him so far?

(cue Mission Impossible music as B and BBF sneak to the bar, ducking, and successfully ditching The-Man-That-I-Bang and BBF's other half)

Blondage to BBF: ...scrolls through texts.... A shot tally, that I'm drunk, being watched, and that balls are flying, and that we didn't drink too much we were overserved.

BBF: laughs.....tell him it's all about the balls

B: laughs and texts

BBF: tell Hawwwwwt Pervert Friend that The-Man-that-You-Bang likes my holes

B: laughs so hard she almost falls off the barstool, sends the text

B and BBF stare at the phone, willing the response to cum faster.

Hawwwwwt Pervert Friend response: OMG! LOL! What holes?????

BBF: tell SPF the pink ones

B: laughs harder, types text, eyes beginning to cross from all the booze

B and BBF stare at the phone, giggling like maniacs, imagining SPF's face...

Hawwwwwt Pervert Friend response: Shit! LOL! Well I do too!

B: texts....just took a picture of our shots for you

Hawwwwwt Pervert Friend response: Yummy LOL

B: texts.....We've been playing with hard balls for hours

Hawwwwwt Pervert Friend response: LOL! Hard balls?

BBF: tell him my hands have had quite a workout rubbing those hard balls all night

B: laughing ass off, sends text

Hawwwwwt Pervert Friend response: Good god. Are they hard? LOL!

B: texts something you had to see to believe....BBF is licking her own nipples

Hawwwwwt Pervert Friend response: Oh man. I so want to be there.

B: texts.....we want u here bad too

B: laughs harder, pictures belly button body shots, decides it's prolly a good thing HPF lives in another state

BBF:....is still licking a spot

B: texts....BBF is complaining about being sticky

Hawwwwwt Pervert Friend response: Oh my! And I wasn't even there!

B: texts.....very hard balls.

B: texts....the nipple lick was at least an inch

B and BBF: laughing so hard they are crying

Hawwwwwt Pervert Friend response: LMAO!

Hawwwwwt Perver Friend response: Would you lick my nipples?

B: texts....Happily! We'll each take a side....

BBF: add that we will have to start at his belly button and work our way down

B: adds it

Hawwwwwt Friend response: LOL! By the way, nipples are above the waist

B and BBF bust out laughing, and then pause to do three more shots in quick succession, laughing and trying not to fall down

B: texts.....just took a whole one in one gulp

Hawwwwwt Pervert Friend response: Uh huh! LOL!

B to BBF: Damnit! I don't want to go home. (pouts)

BBF to B: Me either.

(P.A. system announcing time to go)

B to BBF: We need a good parting shot for the perv

BBF and B compose: Nipples have been licked, balls have been handled, holes have been explored. We're sticky. We're drunk. We're sore.....

B and BBF find The-Man-Blondage-Bangs and BBF's other half, and head home.

B: texts.....Mmmmmm....heading home. Need sex. God last night was hot.

Sexy Pervert Friend response: LOL! Gonna get some?

B: texts....Hell yes! Soon! You?

Hawwwwwt Pervert Friend response: Hope so!

B: Giggles loud and catches Man-That-I-Bang grinning (he loves it when I drink)

Hawwwwwt Pervert Friend response: Heh have fun!

....and Blondage went home and had lots of hawwwwwwwwt sex.....hopefully you two pervs did too....I am still waiting for the details.....LOL!