The ultimate mystery -- where the hell is all the good D/s porn?

Let's talk about porn, shall we Flowers?

D/s porn, to be specific.

I've bitched and moaned about the lack of hot D/s porn a thousand times. It's close to impossible to find. There is ONE pay site that have seen that offers some good stuff, but it is outrageously expensive. No thanks.

MFD, aka My First Dom, periodically sends me these rants that always make me giggle. His latest is about this very subject, and I got permission to post it here.

I think you will appreciate the way his mind works, and get a bit of a feel for what drew me to the man in the first place. He cracks me the hell up!

Please to enjoy.....


I am going through one of my internet obsessive periods..... which means there is a rant coming on.

I like bondage, sex and porn. That's pretty damn simple and I know I am not the only one. So why is it so hard to find good bondage sex porn? Sure, I can find some crack whore wearing a gas mask who is peeing on a fat guy in a gimp hood in an abandoned warehouse or dingy garage, but why, oh why can't I find quality photos of attractive people having some Ds bondage sex that doesn't involve a bathroom or obviously simulates rape?

I mean, come on. Let's talk economics here. Is all that bondage gear really being sold to one guy with a windowless van and poor social skills? There are some really great sites that show extreme hotties bound in expensive lingerie but rarely is there any sex involved. Now don't get me wrong, I like extreme hotties bound in expensive lingerie (oh God, do I like extreme hotties bound in expensive lingerie) but I want a little more. Why do we have to make the jump from pin up art bondage to some abused girl that obiviously is just trying to score enough cash for her next fix?

For me, its a sexy, fantasy mind game where I control, tease and please so well that she WANTS me to DO IT AGAIN and again.... and even again if I haven't already fallen asleep.

I give thanks to those who do produce the quality babe shots, but hey, can't you bridge the gap between the solo glamour model and the swastika tattooed bald chick chained to the radiator?

/end rant

Flowers, your thoughts? :)

New Template, and hottest sex scenes outside of porn

I missed my old Perverted Republican self. *grin* I think enough time has passed since the Great Parental Discovery of 2005, that I may morph back in to my former persona. If you have only known me as "Evilicious", I promise, it's still me....just.....naughtier. :) And yes, I talk politics sometimes. With the election coming, how could I NOT dive back in????

Thank you Mia , for my new look! This is third template Mia has created for me, and I have absolutely loved them all!

A special thank you to Easily Aroused for the inspiration!!!!

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Yes Flowers, I promise I am back to posting regularly. ;)

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I was browsing through AOL, and found a list of what they say are the movies with the top 25 hottest sex scenes. I put the ones I've seen in bold. I must see a lot of movies, because that only left out three! LOL

25. History of Violence (boy on girl in cheerleader outfit, first on screen "69", and a rough sex scene)

24. Desperado (Antonio Banderas and Salma Hayek. 'nuff said.)

23. The Big Easy (one of the first movies that ever "excited" me sexually. I think I was 14 when I saw it)

22. Young Frankenstein (hints at a large "manhood" aside, WTF is this doing on the list? love the movie and all, but on a SEX SCENE list? Huh????)

21. Brokeback Mountain (boy on boy!)

20. Blow-up (photographer whips himself up in to a sexual frenzy while photographing a model)

19. Boys don't cry (girl on girl. Meh. Ok, but too dark/sad of a story to be "hot", in my opinion)

18. Boogie Nights (well hung boy on girl)

17. Sex and Lucia (gorgeous actress stripping, and holding her partner's manhood "ardently").

16. American Pie, unrated version (a boy his special baked goods)

15. Don't look now (Rumor has it Donald Sutherland and Julie Christie really had sex during the filming.)

14. Wild Things (girl on girl, girl on girl on boy! only #14?!?! WTF?!?!?!)

13. Betty Blue (never heard of it. french film with lots of nudity, erotica, and insanity. Wheeee!)

12. Coming home (famous for a scene where a girl has her first orgasm ever thanks to a wheelchair bound Vietnam war vet)

11. Monster's Ball (practically animalist, raw as hell sex scene. Mmmm...something about Billy Bob turns me on.)

10. Team America (who knew puppet sex was so....errrr.......kinky?)

9. The Unbearable Lightness of Being (different type of kink with Daniel Day Lewis...mmmm....)

8. Bound (girl on girl....how is this not higher on the list?!?!?)

7. Unfaithful (Diane Lane and Olivier Martinez. I'm not sure which is prettier.)

6. Secretary (S & M relationship explored. I LOVE this movie.)

5. Mulholland Drive (confusing plot, but hot girl on girl scene)

4. 9 1/2 weeks (how is this movie not #1??!?!?!?)

3. Out of Sight (interesting study in sexual tension, but is NOT hotter than 9 1/2 weeks. HELLO!?!?!)

2. Body Heat (Kathleen Turner sure was smokin', back in the day)

1. Y Tu Mama Tambien (definitely scorching hot and worth checking out, but I still say not hotter than 9 1/2 weeks)

Hmmmmmm......what would I add......

"Tie me up, Tie me down" by Pedro Almodovar certainly gave birth to some major fantasies in me.

"Sex, lies and videotape" totally turned me on, without showing much at all, come to think of it.

The train scene in "Risky Business".....

"Threesome" with Stephen Baldwin and Lara Flynn Boyle. That was the first movie I ever saw boy on girl on boy. I may be remembering it as being better than it was though. That was a loooong time ago. LOL

"The Hunger".....lesbian vampires?!!? HELLO MOMMY!

"The Talented Mr Ripley".....not for a "sex scene" per se, but for the amazing sexual tension/sexual frustration/hidden passion "Ripley" feels for "Dickie".

Got anything else to add, my pretty pretty Flowers?

And don't you dare say "Showgirls". LOL

Heading out of town for a while. I'll be back and posting by next Wednesday.

xoxoxoxoxo