Ohhhhhhhhhh my head.......

I had such a great time with these people last night. I can't believe I thought I was the only perv that hung out at Acidman's site. Boy was I wrong! LMAO! You guys rule.

Am I the only one with a hangover?

Oi.

I wish I could remember who showed this to me last night. This isn't safe for work! LOL!


Do any of you pervs from last night still have that Panty Hampster link? Damn that was great.....

Half Nekkid Thursday...

Toe Porn for Acidman...

I heart you Rob.....damnit. RIP.

A little Eva Cassidy is good for the soul...

Click 'em twice to play...

Time after Time...


Autumn leaves...


Tall trees in Georgia...

RIP Acidman

About a year ago when I started my blog (it was called Perverted Something-er-other then), I never really intended to do much with it. I wrote this silly post about wanting to spank Tucker Carlson that my favorite Straight White Guy linked to, which was then picked up and linked by the Mighty Acidic Man . BOOM! Instant blog audience, my first Acidbath. So I thought, wow, I guess I should write or something. So I did......and almost a year and 65,000 hits later, I am still going, and I owe him so much...

I've met the most wonderful people through the various links Rob put up on his site to me. I am so glad I thanked him repeatedly. Thank god I did that.

Rest in peace Acidman.

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Sites with tributes -

Rob's girls: Livey , Lil Toni and LL

Rob's Blogdaughter: Lisa's Lemons and Lollipops

Eric

Elisson

Bane

Laughing Wolf

Shadowscope

You Bitch

Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler

Castle Arrrrrrgh

Gay Orbit

Hog on Ice

Kim du Toit

La Shawn Barber

The Smallest Minority

Velociman

Trackbacks to more tributes

A yearly occurance....

Yesterday...

B Slider: Want your birthday present?

eB: My birthday isn't for another WEEK!

B Slider: *pauses, grins impishly*

B Slider: Want your birthday present?

eB: No!!!! Not until my birthday! You always do this!!!

B Slider: *pauses*

eB: *waits for it*

B Slider: Want your birthday present?

eB: *laughing* No no NO!

B Slider: *sighs*

....about an hour later....

B Slider: Sooo......want your birthday present?

eB: Yarrrrrrrrgh!!!!

B Slider: Was that a yes or a no?

eB: Fine! Yes!!!!

B Slider: No, you can't have it yet. *laughs*

eB: Good! I don't want it yet anyways!

...after we got home from last night's concert...

B Slider: *leaping around the kitchen like he has ants in his pants*

eB: Oh man. Here we go.

B Slider: Want your birthday present? *still leaping and jumping*

eB: *laughing* Okay, okay Mr Impatient! Sheesh!!!!!

.....and eB opened a giant box.....and fell madly in love.......with a gorgeous, truly fabulous Coach purse.........

*purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

I love you, my crazy man.

Gratuitous Boobage and some Sex Music for Saturday....

One of my readers asked me if they could see the original non-photo-shopped version of one of my HNT pics. I took it with my camera phone. I swear my skin isn't really grey. :) Here ya go!

I've loved this song since my college days....Front 242's "Headhunter"....



Great sex music......Lords of Acid "I sit on acid".....

Relax...when you want to cum......

I heart these thingies....

Cancer You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool. You have to have trust in your partner, so you're not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won't take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling. Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Hmmmmm.....interrrrrrrresting......

You have a sexual IQ of 148 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Evilicious Blonde -- [adjective]: Tasting like strawberries 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

TGIF!

Texting back and forth.....

eB: I'm horny

B Slider: Of course you are, you're married to me!

eB: Methinks your bloggie harem hath gone to your head.

B Slider: Not my fault everyone wants a piece... ;)

Damn he makes me laugh!!!!

Wednesdays...

If you are looking for HNT pics, scroll to the next post.... ;)

I love Wednesdays.

B Slider , aka hub, and I have fallen in to a routine that I really like.

* eat dinner and play with the dog

*choose props/lingerie/etc as HNT pic possibilities

*take mine first, fondle each other as we go

*make sweet love down by the fire *snicker*

*take his pics

*download pics, get our posts ready, surf other early bird HNT posters

You guys should hear us. My computer is in the den. He takes the lap top in to the living room. There is a wall dividing us that has a large window-like cut out. We are constantly talking back and forth. Chatter chatter chatter.

eB: Are you putting your ass on the internet again?

B Slider: Yes! Ha! Are you doing Gratuitous Boobage?

eB: Of course! Did you see Blondie's pic?

B Slider: Loved it!

eB: Heading to Shhhh now. *gasp* He's quitting damnit!

B Slider: That sucks. Crimson looks hawwwwwwt!

eB: I loved the white! I'm looking at Phain's lips now. *purrrr*

B Slider: Heck yeah! Did you see Os' mystery guest??? Wooo!!!

eB: I loved that red g-string.

B Slider: WHOA! Go check out Tragic!!!!!!!!!!! Mmmmmm.....bubbles.......

Back and forth and back and forth, sending each other to various sites, for at least an hour, sometimes longer. It's a hoot.

I heart our little HNT routine. :)

Happy Half Nekkid Thursday!

I was doing all these crazy things with photo shop to these pictures of my husband and me making out, but I decided to just use the originals. I think they say enough on their own. ;)

And for those who are more interested in Gratuitous Boobage, here ya go!

Lotsa new linkage

Blondie's Waiting for faith Fellow HNT-er, fellow Texan, fellow blonde - what's not to like? *grin* I heart her HNT's. She always puts a lot of thought in to her pics and the wonderfully moving words that accompany them.

DH Spicy This is a great place to find new naughty blogs. Woo hoo!

Girl next door TX Another cute as a button fellow Texan who writes erotica...

Grrl dreamz Tragic is cool as hell. Her writing is lovely. She will definitely take you to another place. *melt*

John and Jane Doe I found this one via my Other Half (aka B Slider). Definitely a couple I would hang out with in r/l.

Journey to the darkside This one is hard describe. Luckily, the couple who writes it did it for me in their blog title. *grin* It is a "Star Wars themed erotic spanking, sex, and domestic discipline blog". Everytime I go there I grin from ear to ear. I heart this one.

Le chat qui a peur Le chat is adorable. I am fascinated by her lips. *purrrrrr*

Married man's fuck toy One of my favorite BDSM blogs. This one always turns me on and gives me wicked ideas. *grin*

My bottom smarts You know how I feel about spankings, right? This blog is another one that makes my pants very happy. There's lots of good "how to" info to be found there for the curious.

My inner hell Scorching hot. Seriously flowers. SCORCHING.

Sidestand's Wandering mind A very nice fellow from South Africa. He likes my breasts a lot. *grin*

Slave must obey BDSM themed stories and erotica. Yummmmmmmmmmmmmy! A girl after my own heart for sure. *grin*

Swinging in Michigan I just found this couple today and I am hooked!

Tara Tainton Her erotica is extraordinary. Go visit and worship.

Visions of Crimson Her HNT pics are so hot they burn my eyes.

Ooomph

Between the torential downpour and my work schedule, I am running my ass off at the moment. Ugh! Just in case I don't have time to throw a HNT pic up tomorrow...

Smiling today despite it all!

Catching up, and, of course, Gratuitous Boobage

Working. My. Damn. Ass. Off.

It is "high season" for what I do, and I am spending most of my time at my home away from home, my office. Luckily for me, B Slider is allowed to come hang out with me up here (yes, I am at work, again, as usual. LOL!). Otherwise I probably wouldn't get to see him until, like....October.

I've been diagnosed with something called "Shoulder Impingement Syndrome". Uhhhhmmmm....yeah. Ok. So....I am on different meds, heading for physical therapy, and I got a cortisone/steroid shot. UGH! Have you had one of those? It is, as my boss described so perfectly to me, like getting an injection from a hot glue gun filled with maple syrup. Yep, that is pretty much it. OUCH! In six weeks I go back in, and if I am not better, it is surgery time. Yippee.

No wildly creative sexual positions for me for a while. *pout*

I am still banned from the gym, hence the lack of posts about my sexy as hell neighbor/trainer, The Wee General. I suspect when I am finally allowed back in, the dynamic between us will be quite....uhm.....different than before. She took a dive in to religious fanatacism, and just told me a couple days ago she managed to finally take her husband with her. *double pout*

As promised, a bit of Gratuitous Boobage for Sunday....mmmm....


I heart you, my pretty pretty flowers...

Oh the humanity!

A little TGIF gratuitous boobage!

Happy Half Nekkid Thursday!

I didn't realize how sheer this material was until I saw the photographs.

Hello nipples!

*giggle*

Love you Flowers! XOXOXOXOXOXO

The darker side of me....

I don't let the Domme (Femme Dominant for you vanilla types) in me out to play very often. Frankly, her mean streak makes me kinda nervous.

Something must have her panties in a wad because I am having a hard time wrestling her back from the keyboard. She is trying to talk me in to writing an "angry" toned sex post featuring a strap on.

Hmmmm..... *thinking evil thoughts*

Today's Gratuitous Boobage....

Frustrated!

I have a "lingerie habit". I go shopping for new stuff every week.

Call it.....stress relief.

I went to Dillard's today. I always find yummy things there. I found some stuff that I was very excited about, and scampered off to the dressing room.

First, I tried on a red satin corset that I fell madly in love with (on the hanger).

Oh boy.

The tag said it was in my size, but I doubt that thing would even fit a pre-pubescent A-cup-wearing drag-queen. I tried to take a picture of it but it was a blurry mess. Yes, I was laughing that hard.

So.....I try on this cute little blue thing....it fits perfectly....I like it....but....have you noticed I have really really long hair? Well. As I was peeling this cute little thing off, my hair wraps around a tag and the material rolls up and I GOT STUCK!!!! It took me a half hour to untangle myself. I was a hair (ha!) away from calling out for help (scissors!!!!) when I FINALLY got myself unwound. Youch!

I ran out of time, and didn't buy anything! Lame! It was like having hot sex and not being allowed to cum!!! LAME!!!!

And now for some Gratuitous Boobage....

I love you my pretty pretty Flowers....

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmMUSCLES!

5 minutes ago....

Evil Blonde: *talking to her boss, sees Mr. Muscles heading her way, probably blushes*

Muscles: Hi!

Evil Blonde: *mumbles some sort of greeting, watches boss wander off, probably blushes more*

Muscles: Guess what?

Evil Blonde: *mumbles something like "what?", whilst turning majenta*

Muscles: My arms are 18 and 1/8 inches around now!

Evil Blonde: *eyes widen, stares at Muscles' arms*

Muscles: *flexes*

Evil Blonde: *fights off a purr*

Muscles: Ya know what else?

Evil Blonde: *definitely purring* Tell me!

Muscles: I am benching between 425-450 now!

Evil Blonde: *arches a brow* 'roids?!?!??!?!?!

Muscles: Hell no! It's all ME! *flexes dramatically* Wanna touch? *laughs and makes his pecs dance*

Evil Blonde: *sighs* You're evil, you know that?

Run to you...

I heard "Run to you" by Bryan Adams in the car today. Last week I may not have paid much attention due to my vicodan induced haze. Now that I am thinking more clearly, when this song came on I immediately thought HA! Blahhhhhhhhhhhg post!

Have you ever really paid attention to the lyrics?

She say's her love for me would never die
But that'd change
if she ever finds out about you and I
oh - but her love is cold
It wouldn't hurt her if she didn't know cause...
When it gets too much - I need
to feel your touch

I'm gonna run to you
I'm gonna run to you
'cause when the feelin's right I'm gonna run all night
I'm gonna run to you

She's gotta heart if gold, she'd never let me down
But you're the one that turns me on
You keep me comin' round
I know her love is true
But it's so damn easy makin' love to you
I got my mind made up

I need to feel your touch

I'm gonna run to you....

He's in a relationship with someone who loves him, and I think he loves her....but the fire is gone. He doesn't want to hurt the other half, but is drawn to another woman sexually.

So I got to thinking...

I wonder how many people that describes in the blogosphere?

I see people bonding all around me. I find the intense bond that can form via electronic means fascinating. Some people don't quite understand it. When hub and I met via the internet 8 years ago it just wasn't done. We rarely told anyone the truth. You can't exactly spring "We met in a bondage chat room" on your conservative parents. *grin*

To get back to this Bryan Adams song....it got me thinking. Don't be frightened Flowers, I swear I am going somewhere.

Actually, I am going two different places.

Destination one -- is it just me or does it seem as if the blogosphere, or at least our pervy end of it, has basically morphed in to "My Space Lite"? I'm not saying this is a bad thing. If I was single, I'd be a blogo-ho. Well, ok, maybe not a HO... *giggling* ....but I would be meeting people for sure. That doesn't have much to do with the song I guess. Just something I was pondering.

Destination two -- The song. The song makes me sad but kinda turns me on at the same time. It might be Bryan Adams' voice and the memories I have associated with his music. *wicked grin* Hmmmm..... But back to the lyrics.... That overpowering, helpless against it chemistry.....ooomph. Have you felt it before? I sure as hell have. I'm lucky -- I married it.

I love you my pretty pretty flowers.

xoxoxoxoxoxo

Happy Half Nekkid Thursday!

Snuggling on top of my Other Half ;)

B. Slider, aka my Other Half, was being soooo sweet, letting me crawl all over him and take HNT pictures...and then he demanded a blow job as payment. LOL! He can't stay "sweet" for long.....LMAO!!!! I did rather enjoy the payback though. *grin*

And now for a bit of gratuitous boobage:

Addiction.

I mentioned before that real life (my job) is keeping me away from blogging. I am pretty sure my absence is also related to all the damn vicodan I've been taking for my messed up shoulder/rotator cuff. Lately I have been losing interest in pretty much everything -- work, music, home stuff.....even this blog that I love so much.

After much thought, I am 100% sure now that the reason I had to stay home sick from work yesterday was withdrawels, not a virus. Damn vicodan. It's amazing how fast I got hooked. I only took it for a little over two weeks. I was only taking it at night, but still. WHAMMO! Hooked!

Just damn.

Despite the migraine and the shakes and the woooooziness, I feel better. I can actually THINK!

My shoulder is on frikkin fire, but that's ok. I'd rather feel human and in pain than like a numbed up vacant zombie. No more vicodan. Ever.

Ooomph.

Apologies for neglecting the blog lately. Real life hath temporarily intruded.

More Gratuitous Boobage....

I'll get around to writing again eventually. *grin* xoxoxoxoxo