Sunday, August 28, 2005

A simple equation

After a bit of a drought (7 days I think! Merde!!!) due to work schedules and illness in the house of Blondage, I am happy to report that I put out repeatedly this evening.

Ahhhhhhhhh...........blog fodder....(giggles in L.L.'s direction).........

*happy sigh*

I was so frikkin tired from working all weekend that I really didn't think I had the energy, but The Other Half is a verrrrrrrrry smart man.

When I got home from work tonight, he had "Blondage Viagra" (aka wine for you newbies) waiting and NEW PORN!!!!!!

Ahhhhhhhhh.............new porn.

I love porn. I can't help it. I just do. I can be, as I mentioned earlier today, TOE UP from 'da floor up, but pop in hot new porn and I turn in to the frikkin energizer bunny of sex.

Hub bought me one called Hellcats 3 for my birthday in July and we both liked that one, so when he spied Hellcats 7 today he pounced on it. The series is pretty cool. Adult Video News (www.avn.com ) calls the style "gonzo"....does this mean that the director, Joey Silvera, is the Hunter S. Thompson of porn? I like the series because the director mixes in a lot of kink, and all the actors are uber hot.

So where were we.

Ah yes. The secret to me.

Wine squared plus Hellcats to the 7th degree equals Hot Blondage.

mmmmMMMMmmmm......still feeling quivery........

*eyes Other Half*

Please excuse me Flowers. I am overcum (ha!) with the urge to go molestin'.

7 comments:

LL said...

Equation? Did you say equation? hahahahahaha!!!!

Kelly(Mom of 6) said...

7 days? Oi. A total hip replacement didn't even stop sex at my house...

LL said...

Poosh, you are on crack. Some women LOOOOOOVVVVVEEEE porn. And I KNOW Europe has some kick ass Sex Shops, so get on down there and start puchasing!!

Blondage said...

LL, yep, we all have our triggers. Mine is wine and porn. hehehehehee

Kelly - HIP REPLACEMENT?!?!?!? Dayum!

Pooshie, lots of females love porn. BBF and I even trade movies! *grin*

LL said...

blondage, my trigger is porn and dirty talk. I can take or leave the alcohol.

Blondage said...

Dirty talk. Yep, that'll do it for me too.

Kelly(Mom of 6) said...

Women do so like porn.

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