Saturday, August 06, 2005

Direct and firm....perfect!

I received TWO of the best lines ever in an email. One is a pick up line, one is a parting shot...

I have intentions, and those intentions include you.

Kisses on all your pink parts!

Finally. TWO I HAVEN'T HEARD BEFORE!!!!!

If I wasn't attached, BOTH men would get a special prize.

(Better, naughty man? LOL!)

;)
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4 comments:

Nate said...

You mean you'd heard "kisses on all your pink parts"???

I'm stunned!

Sat Aug 06, 06:26:00 PM CDT
Blondage said...

ROFL!

I'll have to edit my post now...

Sat Aug 06, 09:28:00 PM CDT
alix said...

i demand to know WHO is sending these emails! ;)

Wed Aug 10, 10:29:00 PM CDT
Anonymous said...

The kisses on your pink parts line is from the movie Kuffs.

Mon Aug 15, 12:30:00 AM CDT

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