Scene: Two tired blondes, sprawled on a gym floor after doing tons of crunches.
Blondage: Moans. Groans.
The Little General: Moans. Groans.
The Little General: OH! I learned something new in my Trainer class today!
Blondage: ....*raises head, looks at TLG, tries to focus*....
The Little General: ....*verrrry dramatically*.... If you don't breathe, you could DIE!
Blondage: ....*arches brow*.... Uhmmm, you had to go to CLASS to learn that?
The Little General: ....*jaw drops, blushes crimson, flips off Blondage, yells obscenities*.... When you're working out! I meant when you're working out!
Blondage: ....*arches brow higher, tries not to laugh*....
The Little General: If you don't breathe properly during weight training you could give yourself a heartattack!
Blondage: And DIE????
The Little General: ....*huffs and puffs and finally starts laughing*
Blondage: ....*laughs so hard she almost barfs up her protein shake*....
So my dear, dear flowers....DON'T FORGET TO BREATHE!
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2 comments:
Blackops - HEAVY PHONE SEX BREATHING?!?!?!?
LMAO!
Well, sex is considered vigorous exercise...so it would go to reason that you probably need to breathe during that time too. Might be more fun if you weren't blue,..I'm just sayin'.
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