A kinky little sex quiz!

Wilma's sex quiz! Don't click on the link to her site if you are at work though. There's some wonderfully naughty pics of her and "Fred" that could get ya in trouble. Her naughty blog totally rocks. Thanks to Zoomie for turning me on to her!

How old are you? 35

What is your sexual orientation? I love men.

Are you attracted to any particular type of men? Tall and funny gets me every time. Not-so-tall and funny does it for me too. Sooo....I guess that means sense of humor is a priority. You have to have a good sense of humor to be with me, that's for dang sure. I like penetrating eyes, broad shoulders and strong arms too.

Any particular hair/eye color? mmmmmmmm.....dark hair and smoldering eyes or medium to light hair and green or blue eyes

How many viginities have you taken? one for sure, but I am suspicious about a second guy

How often do you masturbate? Daily? Few times a week? Depends on how often The-Man-Who-Pleasures-Me pleasures me. *wink*

Favorite place to masturbate? Bedroom

Favorite subject to masturbate about? I plead the fifth. ;)

Do you have a fetish? If so, what? I have so many I wouldn't know where to start.

Are you dominant, submissive, or both in the bedroom? primarily submissive, but switch every now and then

Tied up? Blindfolded? Spanks? Wax? Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Lingerie? Stockings? Definitely

Foreplay... what is your technique? Multi-tasking. I'm everywhere with my hands and lips and tongue. Well, when I'm not tied up or down anyway. ;)

Do you roll play with your significant other? If so, what is your favorite? I'm not sure if it can be considered roll playing exactly...but there's certain things I do to "get in trouble" so that I will be "punished". *wicked grin*

Do you frequent a naughty store, catalog order, online porn shop? Yes, yes, yes.

If so, what was your last purchase? A new flogger and a new paddle. We've been enjoying them. Frequently. ;)

How old were you when you first saw a dirty magazine? About 10 or 11. My older cousin lived with us for a while and he had them all over his room. I was fascinated.

Do you currently have a subscription? If so, which ones? No, but we usually buy Playboy "for the articles". *snicker*

Do have a porn movie collection? Ohhhhhh yes. TMWPM even gave me some for my birthday. We both love porn.

If so, what are the main themes? Anal, oral, DP, lesbians, teens, mixture, fetishes? A little bit of everything, preferably with a bit of kink.

Do you know who Mr. Hardwick and Mr. Greenfield are? I didn't know who they were until I read Wilma's answers. They are characters in "Debbie Does Dallas" for those who didn't know either.

Have you performed or know what a Dirty Sanchez is? No and no. Anyone care to fill me in on what that is? Or do I not want to know? LOL

Boat? Train? Motorcycle? ATV? Yes, yes, haven't done it, would like to.

A member of the Mile-High club? Not yet. Working on it.

Do you have a name for your genital area? If so, who named it? Nope.

Ladies, which way does your clitoral clock wind? Clockwise, or counter clockwise? both, but mostly counter

What do you like to best after sex? Cuddle? Fall asleep? Go get something to eat? make out for a while, giggle, and fall asleep

How often is good enough? at least every other day, but every day is ideal

Sexual music preferences? industrial, anything with a wicked beat

If you could pick anyone, who would you do? Well.....If I went with a non-celebrity it would be the person from the top of my blog crush list because he has a legendary staying power. If I went with a celebrity it would be Trent Reznor 'cause he's frikkin kinky as hell, or Russell Crowe but only if he'd shower and wear his Gladiator costume for me.

Does anyone close to you know about your sex blog/ or frequents to them?
Yep.

Friends? Family? Co-workers? My best friend who is also a co-worker (aka BBF), my Hawt Perverted Friend, and a couple people who know me from my "straight" blog pop over sometimes.

So Flowers....feel like taking the quiz in my comments or on your own blogs? My inner perv would love to hear your answers. ;)