Phone sex

I love phone sex. Not as much as the real thing of course, but I love it. Except for this one disaster, I've had a lot of luck in the partner department.

Once upon a time...

I met this guy on line.

We traded pics, emails, talked on AIM...

It was a LOT of fun.

I really, really liked him.

I was gun shy about giving out my phone number, but one day, after teasing each other mercilessly on line for about an hour, I couldn't take it anymore. I HAD to hear his voice...

So I "put out"......my phone number.

......phone rings......

Blondage: *said in low, excited voice* Hello?

Mike: *said in high, falsetto voice* Blondage?

Blondage: *stunned silence*

Mike: *said in high, falsetto voice* Are you there?

Blondage: *said in more normal, not exactly excited voice* Uh huh.

Mike: Are you ready to thuck my cock?

Blondage: I beg your pardon?

Mike: Are you ready to thuck my cock?

Blondage: *silence*

Mike: Hello? Thweetie? Are you there?

Blondage: Uh huh.

Mike: Well, then anther me.

Blondage: *decides to play along and try to not hurt his feelings* Uhm....yes, I am ready to SUCK your cock.

Mike: Touch your puthy for me baby.

Blondage: *accidentally giggles, tries to make it sound like she's excited and not horrified/amused*

Mike: Whose puthy is it baby?

Blondage: *gasping, biting lip, desperate to not start howling* Uhm......yours?

Mike: Yeth baby. Good girl.

And it went down hill from there.

I've only faked one orgasm during phone sex in my life and THAT WAS IT.

Later that day I had the news on while I was doing laundry....and I heard this voice and froze....and started giggling uncontrollably.

I still wonder, to this day......did I have phone sex with Mike Tyson?