But can it dangle part II

All the responses to my "Can fuck dangle" post were awesome, but Mandelbrot's Chaos took the idea of Fuck as a "dangling participle" to an entirely different level.

Mandelbrot's Chaos said...

Why not a Poe-esque take on the sentence?

"Thus I sat engaged in pressing, but no syllable expressing/
To the man, whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core;/
This and more I sat divining, with my back all arched reclining/
On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamplight gloated o'er,/
But whose velvet violet lining with the lamplight gloating o'er/
I shall press, across the floor!"

All credit goes to Edgar Allen Poe, whose poem, "The Raven", I merely changed some words in one of the stanzas. As a side note, how fucked up must I be to turn one of the most morbid poems ever written into smut? lol

Sun Aug 07, 03:16:38 PM CDT

Now that's incendiary (ya know Flowers, HOT!).