In case you are a newbie, "The Wee General" is my physical trainer, next door neighbor and friend, who regularly kicks my ass at the gym...
The Wee General: Don't "The Weapons of Mass Destruction" look great in this tank top?
(and yes, I swear to God Flowers, that's what she calls them!)
Blondage: They look like you could poke someone's eye out with those things.
The Wee General: I got my stitches out today. Wanna see?
Blondage: You've already flashed me three times. That wasn't enough?
The Wee General: *laughs and drags Blondage in to the locker room*
Blondage: Is this really necessary?
The Wee General: I learned how to massage "The Weapons" today.
Blondage: Huh?
The Wee General: I have to squish and massage them to make them point where I want them to point and make them softer.
Blondage: *watches TWG molest herself through her clothes with one eye closed*
The Wee General: Prude.
Blondage: *laughs REALLY hard* Girl, you don't know what you're talking about.
The Wee General: *arches an eyebrow and grins* Ready?
Blondage: No, but ok.
The Wee General: *lifts up her tank and sports bra*
Blondage: Crikey. They point straight up. Is that normal?
The Wee General: That's why I have to massage them. *massage*massage* Wanna touch them?
Blondage: NO! Twice was enough thank you! *laughs* They're the biggest ones I've ever seen that weren't bouncing around to really bad chunka-chunka-bauw-mauw music.
The Wee General: *laughs* Bitch! *laughs again* Aren't they fabulous? *pose*pose*massage*massage*
And OF COURSE.....as if ON CUE......some poor woman chooses this EXACT MOMENT to enter the locker room, sees me watching TWG molest herself, gasps, and slowly backs out the door...
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
-
(scroll down to the previous post for this week's Half Nekkid Thursday pic!) I bet you thought by the title I was going to talk about ...
-
'cause I like him there so much. *innocent smile* New posts will appear below him...mmmMMMmmm...*slaps hand* Bad girl.
-
My phone rings. "blondage, I have an idea...." When my dear friend "The Schoolgirl" gets her wheels turning, I know I...
-
I talk about my sex life a lot, but I don't talk about the "rest" of our relationship very much. Have I ever told the story of...
-
My blog hits have gone from a high of 150,000 a day to about 200 a week. Crikey. I really appreciate the few of you out there who haven'...
-
As I listen to the words of my latest addiction, a song called "Sex on fire" by a band called Kings of Leon, my mind begins to dr...
-
I was on my bed on my tummy messing around with my camera.... ...when The Freak I Married snuck up behind me and basically pounced! He is l...
-
Mmmmmm.....I went lingerie shopping this week and took pictures in the dressing room. *wicked grin* Which three do you think I purchased? Di...
-
I have a happy life. Honestly, it's everything I ever wanted and ever dreamed of. But..... Why do I feel so......lonely? It's so STU...
27 comments:
*snif*
tesco is so...giving! ;)
Yeah, he'll take a hit for the team, won't he?
Blondage, I have never felt up another girl, especially one filled with saline. Soooo, what was it like? LOL!
and why exactly are you pretending to not want to jump this chicks bones?
Oh man, I dont know how to follow this stuff or how to take it--is this all real or just a whole bunch of metaphors strung together?
Tesco, I will be sure and pass that along to her. LOL!
Anonymous, isn't he? *giggling*
LL, hard as rocks!!! At least right now they are.
Wilma, TWG's new boobies are beautiful to look at, but I'd rather play with a natural one too. (Did I say that out loud?)
Nate, she is one of my best friends! Sheesh! LOL!
Blackops, sometimes you think waaaaaay too hard. This really happened, as I typed it, last night at the gym. :)
Best friends? Exactly. Every college girl in america had some wild experiences with their best friends... and if you start asking the chick of the world who've ever had bi experiences, they always start with their best friend.
So... are ya gettin' to know her from the bottom up or what?
LMAO! Nate, you are somthin' else.
TWG is a beautiful creature, she really and truly is, but I don't have any feelings for her other than friendship. Sorry to blow the fantasy, but it's true!
You can blow my fantasy. You and The General both. :)
Sky's blue. Water's wet.. chicks have bi tendencies.
I don't buy it.
*sheepish grin*
Nate, Will, I will emphatically state--I am a chick who likes dick. Period. No bi tendencies. I think blondage is the same.
I knew a girl once that had had her boobs done, and she was the exact same way. She flashed 'em to anyone and everyone in sight - gave new meaning to show and tell.
ll
I've had so many chicks say the same thing.. only to, at some later date, get drunk and make out with their friend.
Must. Not. Giggle.
Yeah, well, that reflects on you the kind of girls you hang out with, now doesn't it? ;) I get drunk, alright, but the first thing I do is start pawing on some young male, preferably in uniform and armed with a big, big weapon.
I get drunk and attack my husband.
I wish I could get Other Half to wear his Navy Dress Uniform for me.....mmmMMMMmmm..... role playing.....I could be the naughty young recruit and he could be the stern taskmaster Admiral......
*purrrrr*purrrrrrrrrrr*
Can I come watch?
LOL!!!!!!!
Perv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
;)
Oh, and Nate, you can't project your fantasies onto all women! You have to accept the fact that some women just don't go there. I don't have a problem with it (at all!), I just really, really like the wenis versus the wagina. Well, except for my own. LOVE my own wagina.
And blondage, I am so not a perv. I just want to watch. It isn't like I asked to join or hold any instruments of torture or anything. Geez, brand a girl slanderously, will ya?!?
*snickering*
Not. Saying. A. Word.
WMD, I'm going to have to remember that one the next time I dress up and "the girls" are on display.
LOL Maeve!!!!
"Yeah, well, that reflects on you the kind of girls you hang out with, now doesn't it? ;) "
I don't hang out with types of women. I hang out with actual women. From Wiccans, to vegans, to church-goin' do-gooders... its all the same.
Women have a serious propensity to have much more passionate friendships than men do. They get much closer with their friends. They also tend to crash and burn with their friends too.
This is simply observable reality.
Factor in that women are turned on emotionally, and the fact that alchohol is a proven afrodesiac in women, and what you have is a predictable outcome.
Sky's blue, water's wet... and chicks experiment.
Besides LL... I didn't say you ate pussy. I said chicks play. If you believe for one second that Blondage hasn't had serious naughty thoughts about her friend... you're just bein'naive.
Deductive reasoning man.
La la la la la. Can't hear you Nate. La la la la la.....
;)
See, Nate, I do hang out with types of women. Me and my girls loooooove the boys. We egg each other on, we flaunt, flirt, sometimes kiss the boys. Never each other. We have gotten seriously lit, double teamed men and never once touched a square inch of each other's flesh. The 3 of us have been best buds for almost 17 years with so many frikkin' moves to other states and countries and we haven't crashed and burned yet. Are you implying WE'RE the exception to your rule?
And I may have to agree with you on blondage and her Wee General. I can't imagine her not having naughty thoughts about anyone.
LL, though yes, I can find something good in just about anyone (except my freaky-ass stalkers) I am actually pretty picky about lovers. Or, well, I was before I got hitched and all.
*grin*
LL... sweetheart... you and your friends are probably the only exception to that rule in civilized America.
Like I said... observable reality. Women, if nothing else, love attention from men. And one idiot proof way of getting it, is showing the slightest affection towards another woman...
Once the positive re-enforcement (in the form of freaked out guys with blue steele hardons begging for more) comes, it's all over.
men are discusted by other women.
Women appreciate beauty in other women.
These facts are no more debatable than 2+2=4. That doesn't mean you want to eat pussy. But it does mean, that if you say you look at a truely hot chick and have no appreciation, then you are lying.
Post a Comment