Scene from the gym...

Scene: The Gym

The Players: Blondage and her evil trainer, aka The Wee General

Blondage: *whimper*

Wee General: Oh stop being such a pussy.

Blondage: *GLARE*

Wee General: *laughs* That's better. Get angry.

Blondage: This isn't anger. It's pain and fear.

Wee General: *laughs again*

Blondage: Cute outfit today.

Wee General: *strikes a pose* I bought it this morning. *rolls her eyes*

Blondage: What's the eye roll for?

Wee General: Hub insisted on going shopping with me again.

Blondage: Rut roh. First time since the boob job?

Wee General: *groans* Yes. He went in to the "young miss/jailbait" department and made me try on all these school girl outfits.

Blondage: *cracks up* I know lots of people with school girl fetishes.

Wee General: When I refused to buy them, you know what he did???

Blondage: *laughs harder* Oh boy. What?

Wee General: He whipped out his phone and took pictures of me in them!!!!

Blondage: Sometimes I swear we are married to the same man.

Wee General: *gasps* But your Other Half is so SWEET! He is always grinning at me.

Blondage: *thinks to self, it's because he is mesmerized by your new boobies*

Wee General: What?!?!? What are you thinking?

Blondage: That you don't know Other Half as well as you think you do. *pictures Other Half wielding a crop and a flogger and starts giggling harder*

Wee General: WHAT!?!?!? WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!??!?!?!

Blondage: *laughs REALLY hard and shakes head*

Random guy standing next to us: HEY! I Wanna know what you were thinking about TOO!

Blondage: *stifles a grin, shakes head, pretends she is suddenly struck deaf*

Wee General: I am soooooo getting even with you on abs tonight.

Blondage: *gasps and whimpers*

Wee General: *smiles triumphantly*

.......and now......a mere two hours later.....Blondage's abs are already so sore that she can barely breathe!!!!!!!

I swear, she may look sweet and lovely, but the Wee General is effing EVIL! EVIL I say!!!!!!

No sex for me tonight. Grrrrrrrrrrrr!

*mutters lots of curse words under her breath and heads off to soak in the jacuzzi tub*