I've been ass-aulted by the Sex Machine for at least the last hour. Boys are icky.
And speaking of icky, I have a brand spankin' new hickey (oh if you could hear me cursing right now) courtesy of Sex Machine. Boy is he ever in the dog house. At least this one is slightly less conspicuous than the last two he gave me (where you could see them. hehehehehee).
Since life seems to be repeating itself, I think I'll play with the battle cry machine all day Monday.
My real first and middle name comes up with this one:
Hark! Who is that, rampaging over the steppes! It is (Name deleted), hands clutching a studded crowbar! She cries gutterally:
"Hail the blood-letting! I desecrate like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!"
LMAO!!!! That is sooooooo ME!
Hope you had a lovely weekend Flowers.
9 comments:
EFm!!!!!! That one totally rules.
OMG! I just did it with my r/l nickname. Check this one out! LOL!
Rampaging out of the fields, carrying a studded crowbar, cometh (name deleted)! And she gives a booming scream:
"I'm going to spank you for such a long time, you'll age fifty years!!"
*giggling*
Strangely appropriate, dontcha think?
hehehehee
OMG, that last one ruled! Spank. Heeehehehe!!
I know. It made me feel tingly.
ROFLMAO Jade!!!!!!!!!!! Absolutely classic.
I love the battle cry toy.
Passionately.
Oh! Most excellent Azrael~
So why were mine completely violent and no sexual undertones involved? *grrrr*
OMG... I put in my two most common nicknames and got these:
Zang! Who is that, stalking across the wasteland! It is Kitty, hands
clutching a meaty axe! And with a vengeful bellow, her voice cometh:
"For the love of beatings, no flesh shall be spared!!"
and
Running across the steppes, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a vorpal blade, cometh AFSister! And she gives a mighty scream:
"I'm seriously going to pummel you harder than God thought possible!!!"
LOL Jade.
AFSis, those are excellent! I love that toy.
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