Monday, October 03, 2005

New feature -- "Blondage Forum"

I get these kick ass emails all the time from Flowers who feel like spillin' their naughty secrets to lil' ole me. I love love love those stories.....so I got to thinkin'.....if I love 'em, I bet my Flowers would too!

Good golly. When I am tired, my Texas drawl gets thicker. Apparently I start typing with a thicker accent too! LOL!

Speaking of my voice, if you missed my pervy audio post, you can hear it here. Remember, it is NOT WORK FRIENDLY! I promise I will get around to doing another one of those soon.

Back to the subject at hand...the Forum....

I decided (with each Flowers' permission of course) to post them a la "Penthouse Forum".

Issue number one coming soon.

If you'd like to contribute, email me, you naughty pervs! You can be anonymous, take credit, or make up a nickname. Whatever suits ya!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

can we talk about poo poo and pee pee holes?

Blondage said...

And here I thought I was the only 12 year old on the blog....


*snicker*

Laura said...

Blondage, I just listened to your recorded voice. I was stunned! No, not by the content...but by the sound of your voice. For a minute there, I thought it was me talkin'! It was like lookin' in the mirra.

Damn twang.

Blondage said...

*giggling*

Jade, yep, I am featuring smut. LOL Send me somethin'!!!!

Alice, you still have the twang? Everytime I go to England I come home sounding "funny". As in, Madonna-with-the-annoying-fake-accent funny. That hasn't happened to you yet? You must be a stronger willed southerner than me. *Grin*

Laura said...

I'm amazed at how many people say..."are you from Canada?" And I always reply NO..."are you from Wales?" And then they say NO that they don't have a Welsh accent, wherein I say, and I definitely don't have a Canadian accent.

Krip laughs at me because when I say the word "aunt," I say it as "ant."

My accent hasn't changed, just some of the terminology, luv.

Blondage said...

I say "ant" too.

The last time I was in Scotland people kept asking me if I was from New York! I thought that was so wacky! Of course, each time it was in a pub....and everyone was pretty schnockerd....

Maybe I sound like a yankee when I'm drunk? I'll have to ask BBF.

Laura said...

I sincerely doubt you sound like a yankee when you are drunk, because when I'm drunk my southernese really, and I mean really comes out.Then no one is "luv" their all darlin's and su'gas. Heh.

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