The corruption of Roy...part I

Chapter One -- The Airport

I paced. I texted LL when I had cell service. I pretty much spazzed...partly because I wasn't sure what to expect, and partly because I was afraid he was in a different terminal.

I heard someone in the crowd saying the passengers on Roy's plane were entering the waiting area we were in, so I walked in to this open area so that he would basically have to walk through me. He came around the corner grinning, we locked eyes and sorta laughed and hugged. I don't think we stopped talking from then on! He's an absolute doll. I expected an English accent, but he's right. He doesn't have one. Every now and then something pops out like "Bloody Hell", "knackered" or "ballocks".......god that makes me giggle.

Chapter Two -- The Xterra

The place we spent a LOT of time in. Everything in Houston is quite spread out ya know. Roy was very sweet about not making fun of me wearing glasses to drive. *mutters....I hate my glasses....*

Chapter Three -- The place I work that shall remain nameless

I took him to my "office". Not going in to too many details there.....he seemed to like it. I work in a really cool place......and that's all I'm sayin' 'bout 'dat.

Chapter Four -- Tex Mex and Margaritas

We went to lunch at Chuy's. Yum. Roy bought lunch. That was so sweet. I kinda wanted to spank him though. I was the tour guide! LOL!!!

We called LL. Lots of giggling by all three of us (well, one of the three of us "snorts", but I won't be naming names. Ahem. CUPCAKE!). *grin*

Chapter Five -- Mecca!!!

Ooohhhhh........just thinking about that place makes my pants happy. It is actually a "24 Hour News" store, but I prefer to call it Mecca. It is the biggest, coolest sex toy/lingerie/porn shop in town. Ooooohhhhhhh yes. How I love that place.

I basically bee-lined for the bondage swing I soooooo desperately want, and then dragged him over to the infamous Fist Dildo. That thing is scarier in person, I swear. We worked our way down the main toy aisle, pausing to exclaim things like "WTF do you do with THAT thing!?!?!?!" periodically. *snicker* I knew most of the answers, but there were several things we just could not figure out!

I have the most hysterical picture of Roy holding the biggest butt plug I have ever seen. I can't get it to load though. I'll try again tomorrow. I'm fuzzing out his face though. Perhaps he will show you the rest of the pic over at his place. hehehehehee ;)

We got to the midget love doll. Still just as odd now as it was when I first saw it.... We found a "GILF" doll (Grandma I'd like to......eeeew!). We poked and squeezed and laughed our way across the aisle, to my favorite part of the store -- the BDSM toys. *wicked grin* It was soooo much fun showing him stuff. I totally turn in to Dr. Ruth (without the German accent of course). We played with spankers and paddles and floggers and such. We were both eyeing things we wanted. Ooomph.

We eventually made our way upstairs to the Porn Dvds. *evil giggle* Hey Coug, we found "Midgets on Wheels"! *grin* We made our way back downstairs.....spent some time discussing lubes and "motion lotions", and then decided we were buying each other toys. Damn I wish Blogger would let me load my frikkin pictures!!!!!!!! I bought Roy his very first set of ankle and wrist cuffs. He bought me this.....gosh I don't even know what to call it. It is a cock ring that is attached to this thing that goes around the guys balls. The whole thing vibrates. Wooooooo!!!! Talk about instant orgasm!!!!!! *fanning self* Roy, that is the coolest thing ever. Ooomph.

I'm losing focus. Eyes glazing over.........I think it is time for more birthday sex. *eyes Other Half, aka Slider* Oh yes..........time to pounce.

Part II of The corruption of Roy coming soon -- featuring creepy serial killer homeless men, a Jazz club, Roy's love of Rocks, lots of liquor, bad beer (?) and Roy's first strip club!