Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Sex please, I'm driving.

You ever have one of those days that was so ridiculously over the top bad that you couldn't help but laugh, somewhat hysterically, at the sheer horror of it all?

Yeah. Me too. Today in fact.

Oh, and about that post title......nobody that reads this blog is going to "get" the inside joke.

Too bad. It is fucking hysterical.

I need a margarita........and a vicodan...............percoset might be nice.......and weed.....I miss weed......

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

What a tool!

poor honey pie!! I am fresh out of vicodin...and my brother is quite possible smoking all the weed in the state.

LMAO!!

Supercock said...

Margarita I can do, I mix a mean cocktail. Hope today is better babe.

Hoochie Mama said...

Come on over! I'll hook ya up! :)

Have a great day!

LL said...

Yeah, it was a corker, wasn't it?!?

I need a vacation from my life. You wanna join me in Vegas next weekend?

Blondage said...

"What a tool".."brother....smoking all the weed in the state".

LMAO Spitfire! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SC, I could definitely use a stiff one. A drink, yeah, a drink. heh.

TG, thank you darlin'. Let me sip on a margarita and listen to your lovely voice and I will be fine.

LL, I hear ya girl! I hear ya!

Anonymous said...

Yep. I have days like that pretty often. Thankfully, every once in a while, a night makes everything all right.

Anonymous said...

Margarita and weed... Wow you are having a bad day...

*hugs*

Anonymous said...

I miss weed too. In due time Darlin.

Maeve said...

I miss me a good bong rip.

Suze said...

I miss it too but unfortunately it doesn't agree with Alex. ;)

Hoochie Mama said...

Shall I record another audio blog for you? hehe

neanderthal said...

first time visitor...enjoy the lay and you seem to be good stuff. I hate days like you are having I am sure I will have one tomorrow.

Lestat said...

Evilicious,

My day yesterday was just about that bad. Must be going around. Hope today is better.

Did you ever come while driving? Probably not recommended by the AAA but can be very interesting...

Anonymous said...

Sometimes booze just doesn't do the trick when you've had a really bloody awful day. I find I normally need to go one of two ways:

1. For maximum numbness -- the *I feel like I'm underwater and the world is moving in slow-motion* kind -- then some Rohypnol washed down with absinthe ought to do the trick.

2. At the other end of the scale, an irresponsible cocaine and fucking rampage usually gets most things out of my system.

Consider yourself Blogrolled.

J.

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