A couple posts ago I mentioned having recently named a goldfish Fluffy.
B Slider and I bought that cute little bugger for my Dad for Father's Day. His Koi pond had recently been turned upside by a neighborhood thug (a racoon) and several of his babies (he'd had them for three years!) were M.I.A.
I called Dad Sunday to tell him about BDS' truck, and per my usual, I asked about Fluffy and Spike (the other little cutie we gave him). He said they were happy little piggies, after a bit of a pause.
Well.
Now I know why he paused.
He couldn't stand the idea of telling me that Fluffy had been MURDERED!
*sob*
That cute little baby was some mangy rabid bastard's dinner!
Dad found the evidence (a puddle and some messed up shrubs) last Friday and called out to my Mom. They grabbed a flashlight and went looking for the beastie. They found the racoon, who apparently has an ass the size of Brazil, and threw a brick at it. The frikkin terrorist didn't even FLINCH.
BDS, you'd better lock up the frikkin shotguns.
I am declaring a fucking Jihad!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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6 comments:
Sounds to me like he needs to make a pet out of the raccoon, and he can feed it goldfish. ROFLMAO
I.D., don't make me declare a Jihad on your ass too!!!!
*growl*
ERrrrr....I mean.....
Sir, I strongly disagree with that idea.
come shout out..the winners always have to, and I still don't have an email address to send your award code to. email me through the jessica link
RIP Fluffy. If you need any help with the masked bandito, let me know.
Put this on his tombstone:
"Here lies Fluffy who left us so soon. He now fills the belly of a hungry raccoon."
ROFL - Sorry ..... NOT!
Lmao, RIP and condolences for fluffy...
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