5 minutes ago....
Evil Blonde: *talking to her boss, sees Mr. Muscles heading her way, probably blushes*
Muscles: Hi!
Evil Blonde: *mumbles some sort of greeting, watches boss wander off, probably blushes more*
Muscles: Guess what?
Evil Blonde: *mumbles something like "what?", whilst turning majenta*
Muscles: My arms are 18 and 1/8 inches around now!
Evil Blonde: *eyes widen, stares at Muscles' arms*
Muscles: *flexes*
Evil Blonde: *fights off a purr*
Muscles: Ya know what else?
Evil Blonde: *definitely purring* Tell me!
Muscles: I am benching between 425-450 now!
Evil Blonde: *arches a brow* 'roids?!?!??!?!?!
Muscles: Hell no! It's all ME! *flexes dramatically* Wanna touch? *laughs and makes his pecs dance*
Evil Blonde: *sighs* You're evil, you know that?
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7 comments:
Haaaahahaha, he SO has your number, girl! You know he's gonna torment you all season, right? But at least you have something nice to look at. *grin*
Ooh, the possibilities for suspended sex. I just can’t help myself can I?
I wanna touch!
I wanna touch!
I also want to lick, suck and fuck him silly too!
He's yuuuuuummmmmmyyyyyyyyyy!
Tell Mr. Muscles when his penile girth equals his biceps he'll be someone to take seriously. Can't make love with your arms.
GNDTX
Lol I like you Girl Next Door!!!
Uh yeah, seriously as someone who does go to the gym and workout... dude, I am not telling people how much I f'n bench and how big my arms are. That's GAY. Seriously.
G - A - Y
I'm not joking.
Don't start growing facial hair.
Cat, I couldn't, even if I wanted to, which I DON'T! LOL!
SJR, I still can't get over his "I cried when the main kitty died in Cats" thing, but I don't think he's gay. He's too much of a ho-bag. :)
GND, damn you make me laugh.
Maeve, he is definitely fuckable. Ooops....did I say that out loud?
Suze....suspended?!?!?! Now THAT sounds like FUN!!!! Wooooo!!!!
LL, I know I know.
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