Call it.....stress relief.
I went to Dillard's today. I always find yummy things there. I found some stuff that I was very excited about, and scampered off to the dressing room.
First, I tried on a red satin corset that I fell madly in love with (on the hanger).
Oh boy.
The tag said it was in my size, but I doubt that thing would even fit a pre-pubescent A-cup-wearing drag-queen. I tried to take a picture of it but it was a blurry mess. Yes, I was laughing that hard.
So.....I try on this cute little blue thing....it fits perfectly....I like it....but....have you noticed I have really really long hair? Well. As I was peeling this cute little thing off, my hair wraps around a tag and the material rolls up and I GOT STUCK!!!! It took me a half hour to untangle myself. I was a hair (ha!) away from calling out for help (scissors!!!!) when I FINALLY got myself unwound. Youch!
I ran out of time, and didn't buy anything! Lame! It was like having hot sex and not being allowed to cum!!! LAME!!!!
And now for some Gratuitous Boobage....
I love you my pretty pretty Flowers....
15 comments:
Its about time!
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Thank You, love you too!
LMAO only you *kisses*
MEEEEOOOOOWWW that loooks good on your but I would have loved to have seen the corset. Too bad it was blurry!
LOL...she said "Flowers"...
Uhhh, I'm sorry, did you say something? I seem to be distracted...
I'd love to say I sympathise, but I'm too busy looking at the gratuitous boobage.
Evie, you little temptress. I'm loving the idea of the red satin corset. ;)
boobage is ALWAYS a good thing!!
You're so adorkable!!
I really gotta buy myself some more lingerie too. I hate looking in my dresser drawers and not seeing anything shiny new and fancy.
Lovely pic, by the way. ;-)
I finally had approximately 8 inches taken off of my youngest locks. It was down below her waist and everytime she walked past the door, the door handle would reach out and grab&pull it. Not really, it would just get tangled in it alot.
I took you off my sidebar cause my little one likes to get on my blog and even though I love you to bits, she's a wee bit young to go exploring over here. So it's not a snub just did a little child proofing; but, I know where I can find you.
You look glorious, EB - naked, fully dressed, or any of the in-between stages.
As for you having hot sex and not being allowed to come ... Now you know that I'd *never* permit that to happen, don't you?
Looks good and a small waist also. Keep shopping for us and taking pictures, Cat
Ohh I like that, looks great.
Sorry about your hair mishap. I did that with my glasses on the weekend! I put them on top of my head but when I took them off my hair got all tangled up. Took me 10 minutes to get them off my head! LOL
Wow,... just WOW!
Okay, for my first visit I must compliment you,...
You have GOT to be one incredible gardner to have such LOVELY "flowers"!!!
And 'MMMmmmmmm!' the long hair is enough alone to make me have daydreams. :P Sorry it got caught though. I know it is a lot of trouble with getting caught, drying, tangling, etc., but long hair on a woman is just SO worth it when you consider the turn-on factor.
Nice blog! I'll be back for more. :D
Hi LustDemon. Nice to meet you. Thank you for all the lovely compliments! *smooch*
Cowgirl, I have had that happen to me too! LOL!
Cat, thank you. I will, I promise! *grin*
EA, you wicked man.....*evil grin*
Alice, I would just die if a youngster was reading me! EEEek! I'm glad you took the link off! If I comment on your site, I'll comment under my real first name and I won't put a linkie up. *hugs*
LL, "adorkable"?!?!?! Wench! LOL!!!
Steve, I agree 100%. *wicked grin*
Suze, I am now determined to find a red corset. Mmmmmmmm......yummy.......
*pinches SJR*
*pinches Crutch*
*grins at B Slider*
*pinches Henbane*
*pelts asterisk man with olives and dashes off giggling*
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