mmmmmmmmmmmmmmMUSCLES!

...two days ago...

This ring tone goes off on The Precious...

*Evilicious smiles*

Evie: Hello Muscles

Muscles: *laughs* You always call me that.

Evie: *giggles* It suits you, does it not?

Muscles: *laughs again*

....we chit chat for a while, and then the subject turns to last year's infamous staff party, when I drunkenly disclosed to him that I write a sex blog....

Muscles: You're bartending again this year, right?

Evie: Uhhhhhhhmmmm...I really shouldn't. Ugh.

Muscles: But I like it when you're drunk.

Evie: *deadpan* So does my husband. Ahem.

Muscles: *laughs* Oh yeah.

Evie: Exactly.

Muscles: Well, I still think you should bartend. That was the best staff party ever. *laughs*

Evie: *blushes, cringes, blushes more, gets off phone as quickly as possible*

...fast forward to today...

...I am at work, watching season one of "Prison Break", paying zero attention to the coming and goings surrounding me...

A deep voice in my ear: Is that the show with the guy with the tattoos?

Evie: *squeaks*

Muscles: You're way too easy.

Evie: *arches a brow*

Muscles: I take that back. You're kind of a pain in the ass really.

Evie: Hrmph.

Muscles: Sooo...wanna see MY tattoo? *starts to lift his shirt*

Evie: Gawwwwd yes. *pause* I mean.....NO! No no NO!!!!!!!!

...he looks down at my desk, notices the baby bottle that belongs to my assistant's kitten...

Muscles: If I put that bottle in my mouth, will it make me purr?

Evie: *blink* Uhm...doubtful.

Muscles: *looks me square in the eyes* You make me purr.

Evie: ...........