Internal dialogue...

Blondage: You need to work on your New Year's resolution.

Blondage's Inner Brat: No I don't. Mine is going to be the same one I always have.

Blondage: NO! If we have sex even more frequently you'll break our body!

Blondage's Inner Brat: You are such a pussy.

Blondage: Don't you effing start Beyotch! Only TWG calls me that and gets away with it!

Blondage's Inner Brat: *pout*

Blondage: *glare*

Blondage's Inner Brat: Fine. My resolution will be that we have LESS sex..

Blondage: *growl* Take it back or I am spanking your ass. *flexes pumped biceps*

Blondage's Inner Brat: Riiiight. That makes sense. Spank your own ass. Sounds like fuuuuuuuun. *sarcastic grin*

Blondage: I'll get Sweetpea....errr.....I mean Other Half to do it then! Pfffttthhhtt!!!!!!!!!

Blondage's Inner Brat: *silence*

Blondage: Ohhhhh Sweeeeeeeeatpea.......I called you Sweetpea on the blawwwwwwwwwwg again!!!!!!

.....muttered curses drift in to the office from the next room.....

Blondage: Your ass is grass now.

Blondage's Inner Brat: So is yours, Blondie.

Blondage: *blink* Shyte.

Blondage's Inner Brat: *snicker*

Blondage: Well.....I have an idea.

Blondage's Inner Brat: Something naughty?

Blondage: Of course.

Blondage's Inner Brat: Well?

Blondage: *grins wickedly*

Blondage's Inner Brat: *stamps foot* Tell me damnit!

Blondage: How about.....an audio blog of the spanking?

Blondage's Inner Brat: *purrrrrrrrrr*

Blondage: Psssst.....Flowers.....if it pops up, it will NOT be safe for work!