Garrrrrrrrrr, me good eye.......

Last night after my "oral reward" (see previous post - hehehehe) we were rolling around talking and wrestling.

I noticed an odd little twinge.

Blondage - "Owie. My eye hurts.".

Other Half - "Want me to stick my finger in it?".

Blondage - *laughing* "Thank you, but no.".

*wrestle, wrestle, talk, blah blah blah, fall asleep*

This morning when I woke up, I couldn't open my left eye.

Uhmmm.......WTF????

*dial Other Half's phone number*

Blondage - "(deleted annoying nickname), my eye is worse.".

Other Half - "Put some visine in it.".

Blondage - "Kinda hard to do that when it is swollen shut.".

Other Half - "Smartass.".

Blondage - "Well.....like.....DUH.".

Other Half - *laughs*

Blondage - "What do you think this is? Allergic reaction?".

Other Half - *dramatic pause, adopts a very somber tone* I'm afraid I know what it is. *sigh*

Blondage - *panics* OMG!!!! Is it BAD?!?!? Do I need a doctor??????? WTF is it?!?!?!?!?!??!!!!!!!!!!

Other Half - *another dramatic pause, somber tone continues* It's Blogger's Eye.

Blondage - *channels Steve-the-Pirate* GAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!