Yes, it's true, I'm a freak.

If you have not seen the movie "Silence of the lambs", you can stop reading this post right now. You won't get it! LOL!

I was IMing with MJ today, and I can't remember exactly how the topic came up, but he sent me a link to a song about "Silence of the lambs". It's a song from the bad guy's perspective, and it is hysterical. You can listen to the song and watch the video here.

So for what you are about to experience, BLAME HIM! LOL!

Most of you are not aware of something about me. A secret. A BIG secret. One I rarely discuss. I probably talk about anal sex in public more that I talk about this obsession of mine. Are you ready? Have you braced yourselves?

I am a musical theater nerd.

Not only am I an expert in various theater trivia.........I collect stuff. WEIRD stuff. I can sing the musical Rent.....in Swedish...and Italian....and Spanish....and Korean......

Ahem.

I'll spare you the gritty details of all my various collections. Just take my word for it when I tell you I am SCARY.

Soooo.....MJ sent me that video, and my musical theater nerdiness popped out to say hello. My darling pervs, there actually is a musical version of "Silence of the Lambs"!!!!!

And ohhhhhhhh my gawwwwwwwwd.......you MUST download this MP3...........

Go here

Find my personal favorite, track number 6, called "Put the fucking lotion in the basket". TRUST ME ON THIS pervs. You gotta hear it!!!!!!

The middle part when "Jamie" is going "oooooh ahhhhhhh" and there's sound effects in the background.....and then he says "Precious?"........

Oh. My. Gawwwwwwwwwwwwwd. Priceless.

Maybe I should post a sex story next. I feel so manic! LOL!