One more quick TWG story from New Year's....

Other Half and I were talking about our crazy weekend tonight, and he reminded me of something he did to The Wee General that had me positively howling.

While we were standing outside at the pool watching fireworks, TWG staggered over to us and asked Other Half to light her cig. He held his lighter out and flicked it.

She leaned forward, and as soon as her cig hit the flame, he released his thumb.

He apologized and "flicked his bic" again.

When she leaned forward, he released his thumb again.

This happened four or five times before she realized he was totally fucking with her.

She started laughing and play-punched him.

He promised he wouldn't do it again.

Well, of course he did it again....but she didn't notice.

She staggered off, convinced he had finally lit her up, taking a deep drag on a still unlit cig.

I called out to her and pointed out she was smoking an unlit cig.

If you could have seen her face as she froze in mid-drag.......LMAO.

I just got off the phone with her, and she has no memory of this happening whatsoever.

Maybe she is still drunk from the party?

I am pretty sure that I am!!!!!!

*hiccup*