On of the funniest damn things I have ever heard

Now, I realize, my darling Flowers, that this could not possibly be as funny to you as it was to me for several reasons.

Number One -- You do not know the woman who just said this to me.

Number Two -- I seem to tend to think some things are funnier than other people do....

I work with this really cool lady. She's retired, 67 years young, and works here part time just for fun. Very sweet lady, very southern-belle-proper. We work pretty closely together, and she is often in my office. I know her really well.

I have never heard her curse.

I have never heard her say anything remotely naughty.

Today we have been giggling a lot about the crowd. It's a feisty latin one. Very fun for people watching. The guys are dressed up like gangstas and the girls are basically wearing dental floss with Ef-me pumps. Seriously.

Now, imagine this beautiful 67 years young southern belle, complete with a wonderfully thick Texas accent...who out of no where, drops this little bomb on me.

"You know.....I have never been one to lust after male bodies.....

*pause*

.....but I sure would like to see Ricky Martin in the nude."

I literally, and I mean it, LITERALLY, fell to the floor laughing.