The Doctor Blondage Guide to Anal Sex

Anal sex.

Men crave it. Women fear it.

Or....at least most seem to.

I'd like to help, out of the kindness of my pervy wittle heart.

*wicked grin*

Soooo.....presenting....the Doctor Blondage little guide to happy anal sex.

First things first. Invest in some really good lube. NOT KY. KY was not made for anal. It dries up! You need to get something specifically made for anal sex. Astroglide is decent. ID Millenium is better, but more expensive. If you want to have anal with your lady friend more than once, buy the good stuff and use it liberally.

But alas, I getting a bit ahead of myself. *grin*

So invest in good lube, keep it near by.

On the night you are ready to try it, do NOT attempt it during round one. You both need to cum first. Perhaps a bit of 69...

This is important for a couple reasons. Number one, if this is attempt number one, the guy is going to be pretty damn excited. Make him cum first, so that he won't be quite so randy. Guys, you need to make your lady cum before you attempt it so that she will be relaxed.

Guys, you have to be very careful, because if you go about this wrong, if you rush it, you probably will not get a second shot at it.

So....have the lube handy.....

....and begin to pleasure your girl orally.

Make her frikkin nuts, but try not to let her cum yet.

Begin applying the lube while you are giving her kick ass oral. Keep her excited as you can. MULTI-TASK boys! MULTI-TASK!!!!!!

Gently apply lube to the outside, and then slowly, while still going down on her, ease a finger inside. Do NOT stop with the oral. Seriously, GO TO TOWN. Ease your finger out, apply more lube, repeat. You need to slowwwwwly begin to move your finger in and out. Get her used to the feeling. When you think she can handle it, try to add a second finger.

Girls, if it hurts, tell him to use more lube or go slower. If it starts feeling really good, you need to communicate that too. As with most things sexual, communication is the key.

When she is sufficiently lubed up, make her cum hard. BANG.

I do NOT recommend "Anal Missionary" for the first attempt. The girl has no control over depth in that position. Not a good idea for the initial try. Either try doggie, or if she is feeling brave, her on top.

So once you are ready....have I mentioned that lube is EXTREMELY important? ;)

Fellas, if you do not use enough lube, you could injure your girl. By now, she should already have some lube inside her from your fingers. Pour plenty on your target (hehehe) and lots of it on your cock. You cannot use too much. Keep it handy in case you need more in a bit.

There's two big keys to having successful anal -- lots of good lube, and keeping the girl excited.

If your girl responds well to dirty talk, lay it on thick. Tell her how excited you are, how hot her ass is, whatever she will respond best too. While you are talking to her, you need to keep rubbing her clit. You have to keep her going!

When you are ready to enter her, GO SLOW.

Pause often. Allow her body to adjust. Don't go more than an inch at a time. Take it easy, or you will hurt her. Add more lube if you need it. Don't stop with the dirty talk. Rub her clit or pinch her nipples, whatever will keep her excited while her body adjusts.

It's best if you can go in an inch, and after her body adjusts, pull out a bit, and then push forward another inch. Whatever you do, do NOT take a big thrust. NO NO NO!!!!!!! She'll kick you in the balls if you do.

Take your time. Don't stop with the dirty talk and working on keeping her excited.

Keep working in and out, and eventually, she should be able to take all of you inside her.

Guys, do not stop using you hands, fingers, lips, tongue or the naughty talk.

Make sure she is ready when you begin easing in and out of her. Add more lube again if you need it. Pay attention to her signals. If she seems in pain, hold yourself still and keep exciting her. First time anal is NOT like a porn movie. Do NOT slam inside.

Girlies, if you are in doggie, you can control depth to a point. Make your man be still, and try moving your hips and see how it feels. Experiment, find the best angle for you. If you are on top, you can totally control depth and speed.

(...and girls....isn't it always fun to be on top anyway? *grin*)

*very wicked grin*

Have fun Flowers.....and tell me all about it afterwards...