Yes, I'm a brat.

Muscles called me a few hours ago and asked me to log in to his My Space page to take his psycho ex off his top friends.

Uhm....hello? What was he thinking!!!!! Seriously!!!!!

I immediately began contemplating the possibilities.

Instead of a straight body builder, should he become gay and "more to love"?

Should I change his background from pics of his motor-cycle to something pink and girly?

Maybe I should change his nickname to Tinkerbell?

Ohhhhhh the possibilities are endless.

Lunch time arrived, so I scampered off to eat with my best friend Cougar.

I told her about having Muscles' keys to his My Space castle , and we discussed the potential fall out of my impish intentions.

Cougar: Speaking of Muscles....Friday he was telling me alllll about your 'sexy voice'.

Blondage: *blink* .................? *blink blink blink* .....................?!?!?!?

Cougar: Uh huh. *arches a brow*

Blondage: What the hell did he say?!?!

Cougar: "Has Blondage done her sexy voice for you?"

Blondage: Ack! What did you say??? *laughing*

Cougar: "Uhhh no, I'm a girl."

Blondage: And then what! Tell me! *laughing harder*

Cougar: "Ohhhh she's got this really great sexy voice. You gotta get her to do it for you. She purrs and everything."

Blondage: It was innocent! I swear!!!!

Cougar: Uh huh.

Blondage: No really! I don't remember what we were talking about, it was perfectly innocent, but I said something like "Oh yeah" in some way he loved, and he is always asking me to do it again. I don't do it though!

Cougar: Uhhh huhhhh. Suuuuuure.

Sooooo.....I made up my mind. I was doing something, because I wanted a bit of revenge. *evil laugh*

So, my darling Flowers. I MOSTLY behaved myself. He remains a straight body builder with a motorcycle background.....but his profile picture has changed. It is now a picture of him sporting a Hello Kitty backpack.

I know. I rule.

So, of course, I couldn't STAND him not knowing, so I sent him a text.

"I didn't make you 'gay' on your My Space page.... And I didn't change your background to Strawberry Shortcake and rainbows... But I maaaaaaay have uploaded the Hello Kitty backpack pic and made it your profile picture."

Approximately thirty seconds later, My Precious rings.

Muscles: You did WHAT?!?!!?

Blondage: *howls* It could have been much, much worse ya know.

Muscles: *growls*

We play fought for a while, and I basically talked him in to letting me keep Hello Kitty up until tomorrow. THEN! I remember the conversation with Cougar.

Blondage: By the way, you deserved this as REVENGE!

Muscles: *sounds all innocent* What did I do?

Blondage: Cougar told me about your conversation about my SEXY VOICE.

Muscles: Yeah, I told her I can't stand up when you sound like that.

Blondage: *shriek*

Muscles: Well it's true. You sound all purry.

Blondage: NOT ON PURPOSE!

Muscles: Do it again. Make that sound!

Blondage: No! No no NO!!!!!!!!

He teases me mercilously, we laugh a lot, and hang up. I called Cougar immediately and relayed the conversation.

And then....I had an idea.

Blondage: Wanna be one of his My Space friends?

Cougar: *shrieks* YES!!!!!!

So I added her to his friends....we hung up....I called her back a little later.

Cougar: Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blondage: What on earth is wrong?

Cougar: His NIPPLES! OMG his NIPPLES! He looks like a nursing mother! Make it go away. MAKE IT GO AWAY!

Flowers.....I don't think I have EVER laughed this hard this much in one day.