Friday, November 03, 2006

Sex dream.

....mmmmm.......

I was between a pair of very maculine, muscular legs.....licking, sucking and teasing the most enormous cock I have ever seen.....even bigger than my 7 foot Spaniard, and that, my Flowers, is saying something....

My alarm clock goes off. I hit snooze, and drift back in to the dream...

I'm listening to him moan....my mouth feels so good, so filled......I am so excited I feel as if I am going to explode....

My alarm clock goes off. I hit the snooze again.

I can't stand it anymore. I have to have this cock inside me. I slowwwwly kiss my way up his body. I stradle him. I reach for his cock, beginning to guide him inside me, when my dream self looks in to the eyes of the man, and....

It's Dustin Hoffman? DUSTIN HOFFMAN?!!? WTF!!!!!!!!!! I don't even LIKE him!!!!!!!!!

I startle myself awake, cursing, wishing I had dreamed myself a blindfold....

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

sounds like a FU Friday post to me ;-)

LOL!!!

Hoochie Mama said...

LMFAO!

Damn dreams!!!

Have a great weekend!

Roy said...

Bwahahahahahah! Damn you Dustin!

LL said...

That is still a funny thought!! I can't believe you dreamed that. Maybe you were thinkin' of The Graduate???

The Pirate said...

Just more proof that the powers of the universe have a wicked, wicked sense of humor...

Blondage said...

Spitfire, you are so right! I should have used that as a FU post. I was kind of out of it yesterday. That dream effed up my day! LOL

TG, damn straight! Damn dreams!

ROY! How the heck are ya!

LL, it could have been worse. I might have dreamed it was Howard Dean. Yarrrrrrrgh!

Seismic Pirate, Isn't that the truth! Why, oh why, couldn't it have been Russell Crowe in his Gladiator costume??

Jason said...

Did he tilt his head to the side and say over and over;

"I'm an excellent lover!"
"I'm an excellent lover!"
"I'm an excellent lover!"

Anonymous said...

Wow! What a dream, I'm just happy for you!
Even if something happend with it's final:)

Lenina said...

Dustin Hoffman isn't all bad... but then I have a thing for short, almost nerdy guys.
I'm jealous though. Once I wake up, I can never get back into those 'good' dreams.

JR said...

is that a young hoffman or a old one, he was pretty hot back when he was banging Mrs. Robinson..lol, thats isnt you is it?

Anonymous said...

lmao @ Jason. Dude. You stole my line. ;)

Anonymous said...

bwahahahahahahaha!
Jason! that was superb!

Hoochie Mama said...

Evie! Come back! ;)

Don't work to hard girl!!!

Anonymous said...

Ya know, you should submit this to the FU Friday site after all!!!

YAY for laziness!! I totally would...the world should see that!!

Bent said...

Just be glad he wasn't in the "Tootsie" getup in your dream!

And when I wake up from a sex dream and try to get back into it, never can...totally sux.

Terry said...

I had no idea that Dustin Hoffman had a 7 inch cock.

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