Monday, November 20, 2006

My mattresse was not made for a lazy Nympho

I had a loooooooong work day yesterday.....got off around 11PM....had drinks with my boss, our President, our CFO and my assistant until 1am....staggered home, and crawled in to bed around 2am.

I settled in, kind of cold, but comfortable.

Hub woke up and "made a move".

I was really tired, and just didn't have the oomph to move around as much as usual (I tend to be a thrasher).

So you know what happened?

I sank.

We have a fancy Tempur-Pedic mattresse. I lurrrrrve sleeping on it. It is like sleeping on a cloud.

However.

Having lazy sex on it just SUCKS.

I sank so far in while we were in missionary that it affected hub's aim. Ouch.

So, I flipped over for doggie style....

....and proceeded to sink again.....and the aim was off AGAIN......and OUCH!

I love sleeping on that bed, but damn I miss having some resistance and some frikkin SPRING!

*growl*

12 comments:

MG said...

guest bedroom sex ;)

Jason said...

I would imagine any kind of nympho (except a dead one, that's just icky) would be fine with any man. Or is that just me?

Anonymous said...

took the boing outta your boing boing, huh? bum-mer.

Anonymous said...

I'll put my Select Comfort mattress up against your mattress any day.
It's good for lazy sex, active sex, upsidedown sex, doggy, kama sutra and it's also great for sleeping.
tc

Anonymous said...

Glad to see your office life is the same rigorous its always been...

Blondage said...

HUCK!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!

Top Cat, in hindsight, we really should have invested in one of those instead. I love my mattresse for sleeping...it is even good for various forms of kink, but "makin' lurve" just DOES NOT WORK on it!

Alix, yes....*sigh*....no boing boing.

Jason, dead and icky is definitely a turn off. LOL!

MG, unfortunately, the guest room is decorated in a "dead things" motif. Hub is a hunter. Ugh. He has these expensive mounts that I wanted to ban to the garage, but he begged and I gave in to a room with a door I can close.

I don't think I could have sex in a room with deer heads and trophy fish. *shudder* All those eyes on me. Bleh! The other guest room I guess is a possiblity, but the bed is tiny. Not much room for thrashing. :)

Anonymous said...

Move to the floor.

Hoochie Mama said...

Note to self... Don't buy Tempur-Pedic...

Anonymous said...

hmmm. The other half and I haven't had any problems with our tempurpedic. Actually found some new and exciting things to do! LOL.

Anonymous said...

why didn't you move the floor??? *blink blink*

FortuneCookie said...

May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey be plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!

Happy Thanksgiving ... Cookee

Northwoods Woman said...

"I don't think I could have sex in a room with deer heads and trophy fish. *shudder* All those eyes on me."

Pfft, just think of it as safe exhibitionism ;)

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