I was talking to my best friend at lunch today about how Muscles calls me all the time to check up on me, see how I am feeling or whatever, but my husband never does. Heck, I've started referring to Muscles as my WIFE. I'm not kidding!
Feeling as puny and pitiful as I have on the meds....and on top of that, feeling neglected at home......well....uhm.....yeah, I'm sure you can use your imagination how I feel about that.
Me: I don't need him to crawl up my ass everyday, but....
Cougar: Definitely not.
Me: *dramatic pause* Just the tip. I just need the tip. *wink*
Heh. I love making her laugh.
;)
...lost my damn mind, but not my sense of humor...
PS
There's a sex related post next one down, for you masturbating lurkers.
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......lay off the drug and just fuck your brains out.....it'll come.....btw.....last post is exactly what i do with my wife.....funny.....just saw the devils nipple ornaments.....somebody needs a spankin'.....lol.
That was definitely a fun lunch...and much needed laughter. I love laughing til I feel sick. Oh, and how about "oh, no she DI-UNT" *snap* LMAO!!!!!
Unfortunately, Oberon, I can't get pregnant without the fertility medication. We've been "trying" without meds for almost 9 years now. Ugh.
Coug, omg..... Yes, that was definitely a great time, despite the fact that an hour before I was a blubbering MESS!!! LOL! I heart you.
dammit, I already read that one! :D
something tells me i'd have a fine time with you two...
having LUNCH!
not THAT kind of lunch!
damn...just no way to make this sound right... LOL
LOL Tesco! :)
Alix, I have a feeling we'd all laugh ourselves silly! :)
Hey... I was NOT lurking... thank you very much!
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