Oh. Mah. God.
I naturally have a high libido, but right now??? HOLY SHIT! I need it so bad my body shakes! Sex sex sex sex sex. All I think about it sex. Sex sex SEX!!!! SEEEEEEEEX! *whimper*
(Ok, so I DO tend to be like that under normal circumstances....but it's WORSE right now!!!!)
While we're on the fertility subject, I have a few pics I have been meaning to share.
Yes, my pretty pretty Flowers, that is my foot in a stirrup at my fertility doc's office. And yes, I was nekkid under that paper sheet thing. Oy.
Damn, that's some ugly ass tile on that floor, isn't it?
And THAT, my dearies, is a torture device used for "internal ultrasounds". See the gadget sticking out of the keyboard machine thingy that resembles an electric toothbrush??? That scary thing is used to poke around inside and look at your ovaries, uterus, etc.
And yes, it HURTS, because it gets twisted all around. Just....ugh.
Ahhhhh.....the joys of the fertility clinic tango.
But.....if it works......I will be a verrrrrry happy Blondage.....
xoxoxo
6 comments:
I need some of what you are taking. I was going to say for my wife, but I bet we could both take it.
I remember the first ultrasound my wife had when she was pregnant and the doctor pulled out something like that but a thinner and longer wand and he put this condom on it and internally I thought, "Wooooo dude, that's a little kinky for the doctor's office!" Thankfully, I didn't voice that ...
~Jef
I generally feel like that all the time, the hornyness, not the wand thingie. ;-)
go to my blog and see if you get excited there.
Perhaps your ovaries will twitch
Stealth.........omg........
I always think of myself as one of those fat cats that roll around on their backs and rub their heads on stuff when I get like that. I believe I named you my Poofy Princess Kitty. Seems pretty fitting right now. haha
Leave something in the suggestion box that the wand be a bit larger, more rounded, and have a ~vibe~ setting... :)
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