8 hours until the In-laws storm the beach.
I need a drink already. Not a good sign.
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What you need is a nice friendly cat to greet them.
My first act would be to pee in their shoes followed by multiple hairball episodes during and after the dinner hour.
Sound like a plan?
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Poor baby. I hope their visit goes quickly, painlessly, and disappears from your memory.
Man, you must be frazzled to be posting a Fuck You TUESDAY post. Must be a special occasion. In honour of the inlaws, naturally?
Make the best of out it. If you can, schedule a few days of "quality time" for BDS alone with your parents for "bonding" purposes. Might make the "bondage" afterwards more interesting... :)
Best of luck...and remember, killing people IS illegal...unless you can make it look like an accident! ;o)
I tagged you over at my place for a "6 Weird Things" meme...might take your mind off your troubles and make for some interesting reading for the rest of us! ;o)
Lemme know if you play!
They'reeeeeeeeeeee hereeeeeeeeeeeeee
*whimpering*
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