Husband: I have a question for you.
Blondage: *braces herself*
Husband: Do your.....nipples itch?
Blondage: *coughs and sputters* WHAT?!?!??!?!??!??!
Husband: Do your nipples itch? Or maybe....tingle?
Blondage: Dare I ask why you want to know?
Husband: It's a common side effect after IUI.
Blondage: Uhhhmmmm....no. Just having the pain stuff so far. Where the heck did you get THAT from?
Husband: The message boards. I did a search and found all these IUI message boards. I've been learning a lot.
Blondage: Uhmmmm.... Ooooookay.
Husband: They kind of annoy me though.
Blondage: The message boards? Why?
Husband: Because almost every single girl on there calls their husband a Dick Head.
Blondage: WHAT?!?!?!?
Husband: Well, they say DH, but.....
Blondage: You mean D.H. as in "DEAR HUSBAND"?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!
Husband: *jaw drops* Oh.
Blondage: You are such a dork.
...15-20 minutes pass, and I see hub closing the lap tap....
Blondage: Had enough of all that estrogen?
Husband: Well, yeah. It just isn't as fun knowing the girls are being MUSHY instead of calling their other halves Dick Heads.
Blondage: *laughs.....and laughs.......*
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7 comments:
Now that's pretty damn funny! :-) Mmmm, nipples, ok enough of my "happy thoughts". :-)
Duuuude....I was just dying.
When I walked in the door from work tonight, he did it AGAIN! "How are your nipples feeling today?". Omg..... LOLOLOL
Heh heh.
Ken
So, how *are* your nipples feeling today?
;-)
Seriously, that is some funny stuff. I don't know if it's funnier that he thought women were calling their husbands dickheads, or that he was mad when he found out they weren't....
that's comedy right there, that's what that is. LOL
ghostie alix
haaaaaaaaaaaaa
that tickled me right there!
not being negative but looking at the number of people who have visited your profile all i can say is that sex sells better than everything else... anyway looking forward to seeing more great stuff.....
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