Saturday, November 03, 2007

The Virgin Chronicles - the climax is cumming!

Yes Flowers, today is the the day that Single Grrrrl is deflowering the 21 year old.

In honor of this momentus occasion, I think we should swap stories!

How did you lose your virginity?

In high school, I was a "good girl". I lurrrrved making out, and admittedly, participated in heavy petting and some interesting grinding from time to time.....but I never went "all the way".

Then came (heh) college.

Oy.

I lost my virginity my FIRST WEEKEND AT SCHOOL!

I couldn't WAIT to throw it at someone.

I went to a party, and met him.

Howie.

Yes, my darling Flowers.....I lost my virginity to a guy named Howie.

SEXY!

He was 22. I was 18. I thought to myself, Self, he's older, he'll know what he's doing, he's cute and very funny, PERFECT.

Yeah, well...

Looking back on things....

Well....

I guess he tried. I was sooooooo uptight and nervous that I think I pretty much laid there like a dead fish. He took it slow, with lots of forplay, and went down on me for a loooooooong time. I'm not saying I didn't like it. I did. I just didn't know what the hell I was doing, and he was not a good teacher!

We dated off and on for two years. We didn't have much in common. His idea of a good time was to go to a country bar on dollar-pitcher-of-beer-night, get smashed, and pretend he knew how to dance.

And for the record, he could NOT dance.

*cringe*

And also, for the record, country music tends to give me a headache.

I still put out, but literally, would have a headache at the time. Heh.

I'm not saying we didn't have fun sometimes.

I suppose he even got my young self to be a bit adventurous. We had sex in public a lot...the backseat of his car after drinking at a bar pretty often.....in the bathroom at a party, where everyone knew exactly what we were up to (scandalous! LOL)...a golf course....the woods at a bonfire.....

And I liked it. I reallllly liked having sex with him.

But, you know what?

I never had an orgasm. Never even came (heh) close to one.

It wasn't until I embraced my submissive side and ventured in to the world of spankings, whips, paddles, pain and cuffs that I was finally gifted with an orgasm.

*purrrrr*

But that's another story.

*grin*

I want some Virginity stories. Cough 'em up, damnit!

xoxoxoxo

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

All I remember is that it was 2 bar girls in Bangkok.

Anonymous said...

Also my first year of college - she was also a frosh. On her mother's bed (a big ol' king size). Both scared crapless, a double virgin ceremony. She bled and we turned her mother's white sheet into a Japanese flag.

Oops.....

P

Anonymous said...

17...a driveway.

yuck.

Of all the things I have lost, my virginity is not one I miss, LOL

Blondage said...

Stealth, have to agree with you on that. I don't miss my virginity either! Hell no!!!!!

:)

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