Oh Flowers.
Something tragic has happened!
My favorite vibrator, the best one I have ever, EVER had, has perished.
*sob*
I knew him well enough to feel the changes, subtle though they may have been.
I knew this was coming...
And yet, when the he finally reached his pitiful end, I was still quite shocked.
Rest in peace, my soft gel, multi-speed, undulating love.
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7 comments:
I'm so sad for your loss. Just let me know when I can offer a replacement. A human one.
I feel your pain! I had a man in my bed yesterday and I went to go look for my favorite toy for us to play with and I couldn't find it. The moment of panic was scary! After he left, I dug through every drawer and finally found it. That wasn't funny at all.
I hope you find a replacement! Maybe we can go shopping sometime.
SG, we should take Coug with us too.....lololol! WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Atllg...you might want to do some cardio....I've got a lot of pent up frustration to work out. LOL
oh...
*whistles taps*
I am so sorry hunny!
A few months ago I figured out that I am allergic to latex, or at least my pussy is... which means I had to prematurely retire my favorite jelly dildo!
I am *SO* feelin' your pain girl!
You know when I break something on my car the general rule is that you get to upgrade it then. I think that applies it this case too. ;-)
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