Monday, March 10, 2008

Drama is my middle name...

Last Friday, I thought I was dying.

And no, I'm not kidding.

I was in the worst pain of my life.

My Mother's ovaries ruptured when she was just a couple years older than I am now, and I was pretty damn sure it had happened to me.

I wound up in the E.R. Friday afternoon, and spent the weekend on so many drugs I barely knew who I was. I'm better now. I'm gonna be ok eventually. I'm still not well, but I'll be alright.

Mmmmm......I can feel my pain pill kicking in......mmmmm.....

Vicodan = bliss.

I see how people get addicted to this stuff.

Mmmmmmm.....I can't feel my toesies.

God this vicodan rules. My body is tingling.

I really, really want to fuck right now.

5 comments:

just some dude said...

Glad you seem to be better. I'd help you out with that if I was a bit closer. ;-)

Anonymous said...

Noooo... Hope you're ok. Damn, that'll teach me not to read blogs for a while.

Blondage said...

I'm much, much better now. Thank you boys.

xoxo

Vice said...

Well if you're talking about fucking you must still be OK.....

Hope you're feeling better?

MV

Blondage said...

No worries mate.

I am back to performing circus acts in my bedroom.

LOL

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