My Prrrrrrrecious ring-ring-ringsssssssssss.........
Blondage's Mom: Your husband is up a tree.
Blondage: Literally or figuratively?
Blondage's Mom: Both. Totally. But right now, I mean he is literally up a tree. In the forest, up a tree. With his bow and arrows. In a tree. Like Robin Hood. Only without the tights.
Blondage: And you know this....how?
Blondage's Mom: I knew he was out at the farm alone, so I called his cell phone to see if he was having fun.
Blondage: Sooo....he's up a tree, with his bow and arrows, and a cell phone???
Blondage's Mom: He's a HIGH-TECH Robin Hood.
Blondage: I wonder if I could get him to wear tights for me....Mmmm....
Blondage's Mom: Daughter, there are some things I just don't want to know.
....those of you who are aware of what happened when my Mom found my old pervy blog and played my audio orgasm post will understand why I found that remark so hysterically funny....
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
-
(scroll down to the previous post for this week's Half Nekkid Thursday pic!) I bet you thought by the title I was going to talk about ...
-
'cause I like him there so much. *innocent smile* New posts will appear below him...mmmMMMmmm...*slaps hand* Bad girl.
-
My phone rings. "blondage, I have an idea...." When my dear friend "The Schoolgirl" gets her wheels turning, I know I...
-
I talk about my sex life a lot, but I don't talk about the "rest" of our relationship very much. Have I ever told the story of...
-
My blog hits have gone from a high of 150,000 a day to about 200 a week. Crikey. I really appreciate the few of you out there who haven'...
-
As I listen to the words of my latest addiction, a song called "Sex on fire" by a band called Kings of Leon, my mind begins to dr...
-
I was on my bed on my tummy messing around with my camera.... ...when The Freak I Married snuck up behind me and basically pounced! He is l...
-
Mmmmmm.....I went lingerie shopping this week and took pictures in the dressing room. *wicked grin* Which three do you think I purchased? Di...
-
I have a happy life. Honestly, it's everything I ever wanted and ever dreamed of. But..... Why do I feel so......lonely? It's so STU...
10 comments:
HOLY FUCK!! YOU DID NOT SAY THAT TO YOUR MOM, DID YOU?!?!
haaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!!!
*evil giggle*
I did.
I totally did.
so... did you talk to him about those tights? ;)
Ack! Ack! *sputter, sputter* Turn it OFF! Turn it OFF!!!!!!!
LMFAO!!!
Coug
TG, I did, and he didn't seem to keen on the idea. I'm working on him though. LOL
Coug, EXACTLY! LMAO
You can tell I'm I guy because the first thing I though of was "what's in season this time of year?". Well that and I have a penis. ;-)
I'm surprised your mother hasn't divorced you yet. You must be providing just TONS of gray hair!!!!
JSD -- that was frikking hysterical! He is all spazzed out because April is "turkey" season. He wants to murder one with his fancy bow. Eeeeew.
TD -- She thought I was the perfect child until approximately two years ago. LOL! And if you heard that blog discovery story, remember, she blamed it on that "damn yankee" I married for currupting me. LMAO
is that like your mom finding your wine box tucked back in your closet that has your pairs of handcuffs, lengths of chain and attached dog leashes you used to hold the GF to the bed?
( I was about 21 and yes still living at home ( and several hotels))
ATLLG, you were 21 and already in to kink like that?!?!?!? OMG!!!! Why couldn't you have been MY boyfriend!!!!!! I didn't discover my love of kink and start experimenting until I was 26! All that wasted time.....
*sob*
;)
Post a Comment