....we interrupt the previously scheduled post to write about something that has Evie so bloody worked up she may explode....
Yes, we are skipping door number 2 for now. I'm sure you'll see why.
Ring-ring-ring goes Evie's cell....
Evie: *answers laughing* What the heck was that cartoon thingy you sent to my phone about?
Muscles: Which one? The one where Fred was fucking Betty instead of Wilma? Or the chick blowing the donkey?
Evie: Uhm....like you had to ask?
Muscles: *laughs* Hell. I don't know. You're in to all that kinky stuff. I thought you'd like it!
Evie: D/s is NO WHERE NEAR BESTIALITY on the KINK SCALE!!!!
Muscles: *laughs again*
Evie: BRAT!!!! *laughing* So what's on your agenda for the day?
Muscles: Work out, get laid by the crazy chick from the gym....
Evie: Is she the one with the fake double D's?
Muscles: *naughty laugh* I loooooooooove doing the motorboat. *makes a sound I can't figure out how to describe*
Evie: Weirdo.
Muscles: Duh!!! So what are you doing today?
Evie: I have a meeting soon. Bah.
Muscles: Oh? What time?
Evie: Noon-ish. Why?
Muscles: Do you take your cell phone to your meetings?
Evie: *suddenly feeling leary* Yes, but I have a feeling I am going to regret telling you that.
Muscles: *evil EVIL WICKED laugh*
Evie: OH FUCK! What the hell are you going to do to me NOW?
Muscles: I made you a little video with my phone last night. Sounds like the perfect opportunity to send it.
Evie: You did WHAT?!?!?!??! You made me a WHAT?!?!?! Ohmygodohmygodohmygod.
Muscles: It was right after I got out of the shower.
Evie: *squeak, whimper* I'm-not-listening-I'm-not-listening-I'm-not-listening!
Muscles: I was making Sarge talk.
....for the uninformed....Muscles refers to his cock as Sarge, because "he is always at attention"....
Evie: *stammer, stutter, squeak* Talk??!?!?!?
Muscles: Yep! Talk! He answers "yes" and "no" questions.
Evie: Oh god. Oh fuck. NO! NO TALKING COCK VIDEOS! Not during my MEETING! NOT EVER! NO! No no NO!
Muscles: *most evil laugh ever*
Evie: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh fuuuuuuhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck......
...to be continued...
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4 comments:
You are just a magnet for weirdness, aren't you! Now I can't WAIT for door #2. OMG!
Yep Snoggy, I sure as hell am!
Evie picks up the biggest shovel to hand and starts digging.
And keeps on digging!
(Did I happen to mention that I love mud-streaked damsels in distress?)
~EA
*perk* Uhhhh... can we see the video?
*spank*
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