I'm on Facebook all the time. Lurrrrve Facebook. I have talked a wee bit before about finding the guy who thought he took my virginity there (remember? he looks like Nosferatu.)....
Well. Uhm. Wow.
The guy I really did lose my V to in college now has a Facebook page.
Oh Flowers.
Sigh.
He is wearing a shirt that looks like a Texas flag, a crappy looking straw hat with a beer bottle on top of it, and the same semi-vacant facial expression that I remember so well.
Sigh.
Why didn't I lose it to someone COOL?!?!?
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At least he's not an openly gay man.
I mean...yay for living your life authentically but c'mon! There is this tiny thought in the back of my head: "Did I do it? Did I send him to play for the other team??".
Hey blondie, think of it this way; you left yourself room to trade up.
I'm with Mal, Blondie. trading up is a good thing!
Hmmm... I guess it's a good thing that I lost mine in Daytona on Spring Break! I can pretend he was totally cool... maybe he was... LOL!
Because you didn't know me back then!
Besides you. The three Republican women that I would love to spank are, Sarah Palin, Condoleezza Rice, and Michele Bachmann. I would put all of you across my knee, raise your dress or skirt waist high, pull down your bloomers, and spank those voluptous bare bottom's of yours painfully red.
Hey!! I{m drunk! :-)
Ok, now I wanna spank Sarah Palin now too!
Well hit me up I'm on there too.
Looove thy stretchy pants in your header, girl. I suggest you learn from our blog. God bless.
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